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Ok_Swan_3053 t1_jd0idp7 wrote
Reply to comment by tetchilyEngage in A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
The Dada could be low if it comes from a corrupted hard drive.
Ok_Swan_3053 t1_jd0hsn0 wrote
Reply to A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
Depending on position it could be a data upload or down load from the hard drive. Don't forget about back door access for some data.
not_a_droid t1_jd0eaht wrote
Reply to comment by RightSniff in A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
Three? Look at mister brag over here
not_a_droid t1_jd0e845 wrote
Reply to A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
More proof we are destructive; or invasive
[deleted] t1_jd09b6a wrote
Reply to comment by RightSniff in A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
need to upgrade to type c
ithorc t1_jd088xb wrote
Reply to Which place do hookers come from? by Hot_Let7611
Idaho once, never again
BelloBoss t1_jd081t5 wrote
Reply to comment by Icetyger4 in "What if women ruled the world?" by Atalkingpizzabox
Or talk each other to death
Competitive_Coat9599 t1_jd07mpo wrote
Reply to A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
My Uncle could handle 2TB!
Specific_Tap7296 t1_jd07idb wrote
Reply to A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
Careful you don't get a virus
YZXFILE OP t1_jd077zu wrote
Reply to comment by IncredibleHubRoc in Two recovering alcoholics decided to write a song together... by YZXFILE
They need a song title.
[deleted] t1_jd076xr wrote
Reply to comment by mutilatedxlips in A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
smart ass llama
YZXFILE OP t1_jd06sw7 wrote
Reply to comment by Cheyde in Two recovering alcoholics decided to write a song together... by YZXFILE
Or two or three.
Cheyde t1_jd06kwb wrote
There goes their shot at fame!
ctesla01 t1_jd05v1p wrote
Reply to comment by mutilatedxlips in A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
Yet to find out; mine's still buffering..
Inviolable_Flame t1_jd05c3m wrote
Reply to comment by ScientistNathan in A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
Funny and smart. That is a rare combination; kudos.
I don't always drink, but when I do, I methylate my DNA. I am the most genetically dysfunctional man in the world. Stay lonely my friends.
Inviolable_Flame t1_jd04ixe wrote
Reply to comment by Callabrantus in A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
How many in 1.21 jizzabytes?
mutilatedxlips OP t1_jd00iyz wrote
Reply to comment by Old_Fart_on_pogie in A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
It's actually called Poon, and it comes with guaranteed hours of hand-held fun.
TheTalkingMagpie t1_jd0065o wrote
Reply to A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
No wonder downloading porn took so long back in the days of dial up modems!
Old_Fart_on_pogie t1_jd004zw wrote
Reply to A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
But can you run Doom on it?
mutilatedxlips OP t1_jd003jt wrote
Reply to comment by FooJenkins in A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
Good thing she doesn't spit
mutilatedxlips OP t1_jd000zb wrote
Reply to comment by MrPrul in A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
Wouldn't hurt to fire each nut individually
portuga1 t1_jczztdr wrote
Reply to A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
The bandwizz is impressive. What’s your provider?
ScientistNathan t1_jczzmg4 wrote
Reply to comment by tetchilyEngage in A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
What if you factor in DNA methylation
tree_barcc t1_jd0kx70 wrote
Reply to A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
stolen