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Vinnie-Q t1_jczzd1x wrote
Reply to Which place do hookers come from? by Hot_Let7611
What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? Full!
Dr_Occo_Nobi t1_jczz8q7 wrote
Reply to "What if women ruled the world?" by Atalkingpizzabox
r/boomerhumour
Matelot67 OP t1_jczyxet wrote
Reply to Names for different types of Golf shots. by Matelot67
Napoleon Putt - Not as short as you thought it was.
John Holmes - Longer than you thought it was.
Post op - Two lost balls on a hole.
Pre op - Found two balls where you didn't expect them.
MrPrul t1_jczypkh wrote
Reply to A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
Is it necessary to do a backup?
Callabrantus t1_jczynu8 wrote
Reply to A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
How many gigs in a jizzabyte?
FooJenkins t1_jczy5cn wrote
Reply to A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
People aren’t joking when they call your mom a smart ass
IncredibleHubRoc t1_jczy2ti wrote
But they couldn't get past the first step
RightSniff t1_jczxlzc wrote
Reply to A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
Like a USB stick it takes me at least three tries to insert it right.
NDodma01 t1_jczx58f wrote
What’s the difference between a street vendor and a well hung Dachshund? The street vendor balls out his wares on the road ….
JamesyWamesy1 t1_jczwxbp wrote
Reply to Names for different types of Golf shots. by Matelot67
JFK - when you're not sure if this is the ball you shot from the grassy knoll.
NumidianWiring79 t1_jczwt9s wrote
Reply to A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
Not for your mom..
NDodma01 t1_jczwf4n wrote
Reply to Names for different types of Golf shots. by Matelot67
Brazilian - shaved the edge
tetchilyEngage t1_jczw7xj wrote
Reply to A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
This number (37.5 Mb) gets reported all of the time and it's very wrong. A single sperm has 3.5 billion base pairs of DNA in it. Since there are 4 possible bases, that means each position in DNA could store four bits of information. That gives 14 billion bits of information. Assuming 8 bits per byte, that 1.75 billion bytes of information or 1.63 Gb (at 1,073,741,824 bytes per gigabyte). That corresponds to roughly 43 times as much information as 37.5 Mb.
freemrcherry t1_jczvkdd wrote
Reply to "What if women ruled the world?" by Atalkingpizzabox
I don't. I'm a programmer.
[deleted] t1_jczvhar wrote
Reply to A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
first jizz joke I've seen on this sub that's actually funny.
OldSoulRobertson t1_jczi7m7 wrote
Reply to comment by TomoyoHoshijiro in Why is Leo DiCaprio soo good at Black Jack? by fhod_dj_x
Yeah, he really went out to sea after that.
PrA2107 t1_jcz5m7y wrote
Reply to Which place do hookers come from? by Hot_Let7611
Their pussies
TomoyoHoshijiro t1_jcz2ejq wrote
Reply to Why is Leo DiCaprio soo good at Black Jack? by fhod_dj_x
And then there was that one round of Poker that he probably shouldn't have won.
Brain_Hawk t1_jcyzth9 wrote
Reply to comment by hawaiianSpotter91 in "What if women ruled the world?" by Atalkingpizzabox
You did the math wrong. It's not single countries, it's pairs of countries.
So for example, the USA not talking to Cuba. That's one pair
Now over the 193 countries in the United Nations, that makes 18528 pairs, meaning a pair of countries not talking to each other.
So assuming we maintain your estimate of around 25% of countries not talking to each other, we would have something more like 4,632 unique pairs of countries that are no longer speaking.
Brain_Hawk t1_jcyzdbd wrote
Reply to comment by Icetyger4 in "What if women ruled the world?" by Atalkingpizzabox
Sounds like a better system to me.
Russia says Ukraine's are nazis. Ukraine stops talking to Russia. Many lives are saved.
Parking_Ad104 t1_jcyqt4l wrote
yeah it's really sposed to be brown trousers
Jefoid t1_jcyqns2 wrote
Reply to comment by thebarberbenj in Why is Leo DiCaprio soo good at Black Jack? by fhod_dj_x
Am I? I hadn’t realized.
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No_Cartographer_5212 t1_jcyohvs wrote
Reply to "What if women ruled the world?" by Atalkingpizzabox
They'll be blood every month!
dbsx75 t1_jczzlgy wrote
Reply to comment by Callabrantus in A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips
*gags