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weaselmaster t1_jcyjn7a wrote
Reply to comment by rdntknight in A pirate ship encountered an enemy vessel on the high seas. by Yeetthyself64
Bring, not Being.
notapolita t1_jcyjhk6 wrote
Reply to comment by kaismama in "What if women ruled the world?" by Atalkingpizzabox
If it's the 50 largest countries then sure.
kaismama t1_jcyj1l2 wrote
Reply to comment by notapolita in "What if women ruled the world?" by Atalkingpizzabox
50 of the ~195 countries in the world sounds right.
Some_AV_Pro t1_jcyhplf wrote
Reply to "What if women ruled the world?" by Atalkingpizzabox
Why is this in jokes? Shouldn't his be in a sub for serious comments?
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Reply to comment by mlkrehl in "What if women ruled the world?" by Atalkingpizzabox
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Shenanigamii t1_jcybmsd wrote
Reply to comment by rdntknight in A pirate ship encountered an enemy vessel on the high seas. by Yeetthyself64
If you played the Diablo 4 Closed Beta, they are the same.
Leather-You4318 t1_jcybkf6 wrote
Reply to "What if women ruled the world?" by Atalkingpizzabox
Yes, but look on the bright side, parking spaces would be wider.
Tigermike10 t1_jcy9wza wrote
Reply to "What if women ruled the world?" by Atalkingpizzabox
We wouldn’t need google either, they know everything.
LeTouatteRatte t1_jcy83qt wrote
Reply to Which place do hookers come from? by Hot_Let7611
The captain hook fans? Neverland!
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Reply to Why is Leo DiCaprio soo good at Black Jack? by fhod_dj_x
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mlwine_4775 t1_jcy4z3o wrote
Sparky?
FormallyGive50 t1_jcy4ouy wrote
i was once told a greatly elongated version of this story. The man spun it out into a nearly hour long tail of an aspiring pirate who served as a cabin boy to Captain Crowheart. It included full exposition, detailing in minutiae the boy‘s early life and strife on a Caribbean isle. The pirates did not simply fight two sea battles, but many, many more. The punchline was delivered only when the pirates faced off against a complete armada of british naval vessels. It was a good story though.
Yeetthyself64 OP t1_jcy482q wrote
Reply to comment by rdntknight in A pirate ship encountered an enemy vessel on the high seas. by Yeetthyself64
Either would work
rdntknight t1_jcy46hr wrote
Brown, not yellow
notapolita t1_jcy42v2 wrote
Reply to comment by hawaiianSpotter91 in "What if women ruled the world?" by Atalkingpizzabox
50? In Europe alone there are 44 countries. The United Nations consists of 193 countries.
The_B_Squad_23 t1_jcy3avk wrote
Reply to "What if women ruled the world?" by Atalkingpizzabox
We’d all get one week off a month! God bless em
Icetyger4 t1_jcy2rma wrote
Reply to "What if women ruled the world?" by Atalkingpizzabox
If women ruled the world, there'd be no wars. Just a bunch of countries not talking to each other.
PrA2107 t1_jcy2la0 wrote
Reply to "What if women ruled the world?" by Atalkingpizzabox
Was this posted by your wife?
hawaiianSpotter91 t1_jcy1x64 wrote
Reply to "What if women ruled the world?" by Atalkingpizzabox
There would be 50 countries not talking to each other
Yinjinshan t1_jcy1b32 wrote
Reply to "What if women ruled the world?" by Atalkingpizzabox
Foreign policy would be. ’we hate that bitch'
mlkrehl t1_jcy0oel wrote
Reply to "What if women ruled the world?" by Atalkingpizzabox
Need a place to sleep?
Soul-over t1_jcxn3sl wrote
Reply to Which place do hookers come from? by Hot_Let7611
What should you do when a ho goes missing?
You go IDaHo
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Reply to Which place do hookers come from? by Hot_Let7611
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alcobain1967 t1_jcww647 wrote
Fucked
No_Cartographer_5212 t1_jcyo9u1 wrote
Reply to "What if women ruled the world?" by Atalkingpizzabox
That's not a joke! That's for real!