Yes i understood that part, but that's not how marriage works

Anyway its just a joke so no point over analysing it so ill drop it

Because the guy thought it was the woman’s aunt and the woman thought it was the guy’s aunt

Yes, which is why i said that. How tf can they not know someone who is living with them?

Anything you want. It's not like the dog can catch you and do something about it.

Rollver

What do you call a dog with no front legs and no hind legs?

Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come.

You saved this joke thread

It's literally how the joke goes. It's an old joke and you just told it wrong. Accept the correction and move on with your life

"...I would pay to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth."

Perhaps?

Idk I’m from Idaho. I’ve paid for many a potato.

It makes the joke make sense. What's the difference between a potato and a chickpea? There are a lot of differences because they're unrelated. A chickpea and a garbanzo bean are the same thing, so asking the difference between the two is an actual good setup. Yours was dumb.

this retelling reads like a failed game of telephone.

No he's right

A potato is much bigger and is a totally different color.

What's the difference between an old bus stop and a crab with breasts?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean..

In Latvia, potato worth weight in gold, will pay your price

This made me laugh far more than it should have...

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Garbanzo bean and chickpea. Two different names for the SAME thing. That makes the joke work better than a potato. “I would pay to have a Garbanzo bean on my face”

Q: Why is Chris Brown so bad at Blackjack?

A: He always hits on a Queen.

I knew the answer before I scrolled

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I myself won't go over 25. I'm 39

If you're gonna play the game, boy

You gotta learn to play it right

You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em

Know when to walk away and know when to run