Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Bigfops t1_jcs34az wrote
Reply to comment by rulen613 in Three cellmates are talking on their first night in prison by Ocelotofdamage
Jesus Christ, this is the internet, you’re allowed to say “Asswipe”
5thPhantom t1_jcs2zld wrote
Reply to comment by mammamia42069 in Three cellmates are talking on their first night in prison by Ocelotofdamage
The FAQ for Heckler & Koch says to pronounce it like “coke.”
NoSpankingAllowed t1_jcs1bvi wrote
Reply to comment by hblask in After Brendan Fraser won an Oscar for The Whale, my wife suggested we make a movie about my penis. by Jouglet
2 pumps, 1 squirt.
DarkEnergy27 t1_jcrza5t wrote
Reply to After Brendan Fraser won an Oscar for The Whale, my wife suggested we make a movie about my penis. by Jouglet
I was gonna say this was an actual conversation but redditors don't get women
Scared-Opportunity28 t1_jcrux6g wrote
Reply to comment by mammamia42069 in Three cellmates are talking on their first night in prison by Ocelotofdamage
I was pronouncing it like Coach
Avernar t1_jcru6v8 wrote
Reply to comment by GlowstoneLove in A couples happy married life almost went on the rocks because... by Gaphumbala
Neither of them knew that woman.
No-Garden-2273 t1_jcru3vp wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in The one thing I hate about superhero movies is how unrealistic they are, by orthogonal-vector
Sadly we’re getting as bad as the Americans in this regard now
Sideways_X t1_jcru3e9 wrote
Sigh, such a missed opportunity for a double whammy. "Father Dickinson."
GlowstoneLove t1_jcrtqgf wrote
What's the joek? I don't get it.
mtwstr t1_jcrsvg3 wrote
Reply to comment by mammamia42069 in Three cellmates are talking on their first night in prison by Ocelotofdamage
That’s how the news pronounces the Koch brothers
[deleted] t1_jcrns8q wrote
Reply to The one thing I hate about superhero movies is how unrealistic they are, by orthogonal-vector
Laughs in British.
benzcrew t1_jcrk7xs wrote
mammamia42069 t1_jcrjpim wrote
Reply to comment by Morall_tach in Three cellmates are talking on their first night in prison by Ocelotofdamage
If you’re american, which most of the world isn’t
rulen613 t1_jcrg91o wrote
Reply to comment by MoxiePep in Three cellmates are talking on their first night in prison by Ocelotofdamage
Yup, and the proper pronunciation of their last name is "a$$w1p3"
Schiffy94 t1_jcrfeey wrote
Reply to comment by mesonofgib in Three cellmates are talking on their first night in prison by Ocelotofdamage
Are you not familiar with the Koch brothers?
Fuckhatinghatefucker t1_jcra3lf wrote
Reply to comment by mammamia42069 in Three cellmates are talking on their first night in prison by Ocelotofdamage
I had a teacher with the last name Koch, and he pronounced it "cuck".
mesonofgib t1_jcr4n9p wrote
Reply to comment by MoxiePep in Three cellmates are talking on their first night in prison by Ocelotofdamage
I have heard the name, but had no idea that's how you pronounced it (I'd only ever read it; never heard it).
It's a fairly common German name, and they definitely don't pronounce it "coke" 😂
tax_churches t1_jcr4e5g wrote
Reply to comment by WeNeedToTalkAboutMe in Three cellmates are talking on their first night in prison by Ocelotofdamage
Not true. I mean, sure for NYC mayor Ed Koch, but have you never heard of the Koch brothers?
CyborgBee t1_jcr3mn5 wrote
Reply to comment by Ocelotofdamage in Three cellmates are talking on their first night in prison by Ocelotofdamage
It's a German name. In Germany, it's pronounced absolutely nothing like Coke. Some Americans, including the famous and despicable oil barons, do pronounce it somewhat like that, although this is by no means uniform - as with most non-English names that have been Americanised, pronunciation varies drastically from family to family.
HashtagLawlAndOrder t1_jcr34if wrote
Reply to comment by WeNeedToTalkAboutMe in Three cellmates are talking on their first night in prison by Ocelotofdamage
What the fuck are you talking about?
WeNeedToTalkAboutMe t1_jcr2ti8 wrote
Reply to comment by MoxiePep in Three cellmates are talking on their first night in prison by Ocelotofdamage
I hope you're joking. In America, "Koch" = "cock", or, at a push, "Cotch".
Ocelotofdamage OP t1_jcr1tc3 wrote
Reply to comment by mesonofgib in Three cellmates are talking on their first night in prison by Ocelotofdamage
The one that people named Koch use?
MoxiePep t1_jcr1m73 wrote
Reply to comment by mesonofgib in Three cellmates are talking on their first night in prison by Ocelotofdamage
American. Ever heard of the Koch Brother(s)?
mesonofgib t1_jcr0s98 wrote
Wait... In what the hell accent does Koch sound like coke?
Commercial-Art-1165 t1_jcs7uah wrote
Reply to comment by mammamia42069 in Three cellmates are talking on their first night in prison by Ocelotofdamage
I thought it was like “Coach”. Coach Dickinson