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wxk9673 t1_jcqvhqb wrote
Reply to comment by BlaineBMA in Three cellmates are talking on their first night in prison by Ocelotofdamage
Dont be silly. Not defrocked. Just relocated
Morall_tach t1_jcqr31h wrote
Reply to comment by mammamia42069 in Three cellmates are talking on their first night in prison by Ocelotofdamage
You mean correctly?
TAway69420666 t1_jcqp4om wrote
Reply to After Brendan Fraser won an Oscar for The Whale, my wife suggested we make a movie about my penis. by Jouglet
And then you can make the prequel about yo momma, The Lumpsucker
mammamia42069 t1_jcqo102 wrote
You guys are saying koch like coke and not cock?
BlaineBMA t1_jcqmc77 wrote
So Dickinson was a defrocked priest?
RandomBrakeLights t1_jcqmbe4 wrote
hblask t1_jcqkxyl wrote
Reply to comment by WeCanDoThisCNJ in After Brendan Fraser won an Oscar for The Whale, my wife suggested we make a movie about my penis. by Jouglet
A three second tour...
WeCanDoThisCNJ t1_jcqhl43 wrote
Reply to After Brendan Fraser won an Oscar for The Whale, my wife suggested we make a movie about my penis. by Jouglet
*five passengers set sail that day for a three hour tour, a three hour tour”
CrediblyHandsome t1_jcqfw1h wrote
Reply to After Brendan Fraser won an Oscar for The Whale, my wife suggested we make a movie about my penis. by Jouglet
It's a short film.
relpmeraggy t1_jcqbyw3 wrote
Reply to After Brendan Fraser won an Oscar for The Whale, my wife suggested we make a movie about my penis. by Jouglet
The sequel will be called a hotdog down a hallway.
justlikeyouonlyworse t1_jcox1qq wrote
Me and the wife had a row about which pasta was the best.
Well ... It wasn't really a proper row. We just had a fusili words.
Adventurous-Sleep867 t1_jcobio2 wrote
Let’s put a smile on that face!
ddyourpleasure t1_jcmlz02 wrote
Reply to comment by starfyredragon in Starwars Joke by Fun-Cartographer-368
>Corporate
>Fan
Groucho-Marxist50 t1_jcmf5z6 wrote
Now he’s lost in the sauce! 😀
NopeNopeNope2020 t1_jcmbxyn wrote
Reply to comment by synapsing_at_random in My wife woke up with a big smile on her face... by tads73
i think this went over people's heads.
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NopeNopeNope2020 t1_jcmbntp wrote
Did you adjust the weather map while you were at it?
Adventurous-Pool6988 t1_jcm9tui wrote
Reply to comment by JBluehawk21 in A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
in perpetuity i might add....
Adventurous-Pool6988 t1_jcm9p0k wrote
Reply to A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
this joke is as smart as the the hobo is dumb.....
dovanius t1_jcm7blc wrote
Should've asked: "Why so serious?"
gaiaforcemom t1_jcm4iiw wrote
Jokes are supposed to be funny…orzo I thought.
FrReEsEpDeOcMt t1_jcm320p wrote
Your all funny thanks for the pasta jokes
Groinificator t1_jclzugx wrote
Reply to comment by Lord_Havelock in A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
Fair enough
phollox t1_jclyz3a wrote
Tell her you're a pansexual, because you like to like the pan. Or if you speak Spanish, that you really really like bread (pan):
pat700 t1_jcqwziw wrote
Reply to After Brendan Fraser won an Oscar for The Whale, my wife suggested we make a movie about my penis. by Jouglet
Don't worry. I hear the camera adds 10 pounds