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Evening-Tomatillo-47 t1_jcll7im wrote
Reply to comment by Masspoint in My wife divororced me because she caught me groping pasta by Dunge0nMast0r
That's not the wurst pun I've seen
FriendlyGarden4671 t1_jclge7n wrote
That you, fusilli Jerry?
Professional_War2766 t1_jcl86ul wrote
Reply to A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
To be successful in whatever I’m doing or chose to take on in life
TropicChef17 t1_jcl7j5b wrote
Reply to comment by 5degreenegativerake in My wife divororced me because she caught me groping pasta by Dunge0nMast0r
Walked around with his sauce on her lip.
jbl0ggs t1_jcl429f wrote
Reply to comment by ___Phreak___ in A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
Instant brewery
sevenonsiz t1_jcl31c9 wrote
Reply to comment by Petal_Chatoyance in A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
To be fair, it did take a million years to happen...
One_of_those_IDs t1_jckw3nn wrote
Reply to comment by Ginway1010 in My wife divororced me because she caught me groping pasta by Dunge0nMast0r
You mean including the characteristically angled cut on the tip, like a scribe's feather?
Ginway1010 t1_jckuczo wrote
Reply to comment by One_of_those_IDs in My wife divororced me because she caught me groping pasta by Dunge0nMast0r
I guess that's why it's shaped so phallic-like? heh heh
Lord_Havelock t1_jcktm1t wrote
Reply to comment by Groinificator in A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
Oh sure. Like I said you could absolutely make a ton of money. Just not infinite.
And as realistically unlikely as you alone crashing the global economy is, it would still happen before you got infinite money.
Dangerous-Weekend125 t1_jcktggn wrote
Reply to A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
Greedy SOB, isn't he?
griftertm t1_jckq84z wrote
Pranks like these leave an indelible mark on a relationship
KnightfallTV t1_jckop0z wrote
Reply to comment by Groinificator in A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
What they're trying to say is that he asked for 2 more bottles with his second wish. The hobo still has 1 more wish. Maybe he'll ask for another 3.
GerManiac77 t1_jcklufe wrote
Reply to comment by Grantley34 in A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
With a bottle that is never empty there is a chance he’ll be pretty drunken pretty often. He may break his magic bottle. Then he had two spare magic bottles
One_of_those_IDs t1_jckdbc3 wrote
Reply to comment by Ginway1010 in My wife divororced me because she caught me groping pasta by Dunge0nMast0r
Italian, too.
Tensor3 t1_jckd0a2 wrote
Reply to comment by peter_the_martian in A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
Did you fall in love and live happily until excess electromagnetic radiation caused him to start decaying?
FYI: more genie references because of recent movie
Bennettsmiles t1_jckcwo6 wrote
Tensor3 t1_jckcofa wrote
Reply to A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
Well, you dont want to drink only 1 forever. The other two should be different varieties
SuperBowlMovements t1_jck77kh wrote
Reply to comment by Smileynameface in A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
They made a loss last year...
starfyredragon t1_jck5077 wrote
Reply to comment by RibaldPancake in Starwars Joke by Fun-Cartographer-368
You heard wrong.
Corporate Fan-fiction, on the other hand...
synapsing_at_random t1_jck4t0c wrote
Reply to comment by darwin-rover in My wife woke up with a big smile on her face... by tads73
No, just magic.
jet_heller t1_jck1brl wrote
Reply to comment by Lord_Havelock in A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
You'll only oversupply the market if you sell it off quickly. If instead, you sell several dozen to a hundred shots out of it every day in your own little bar you will never do that.
Smileynameface t1_jcjy5x6 wrote
Reply to comment by Professor-Clegg in A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
Now you have half the money your state fair made last year.
RibaldPancake t1_jcjy5a2 wrote
Reply to comment by Fun-Cartographer-368 in Starwars Joke by Fun-Cartographer-368
Yes, but appearing to be oblivious to the 6.02E24 SW movies is also funny. Make someone laugh, it might.
MrRay0 t1_jcjx5r4 wrote
Reply to comment by Fun-Cartographer-368 in Starwars Joke by Fun-Cartographer-368
I laughed more than I was supposed to this :) agree sticking with the 6 main movies fit well in the joke. Probably Yoda was nomore in charge of numbering the spin-offs
Ginway1010 t1_jclulh6 wrote
Reply to comment by One_of_those_IDs in My wife divororced me because she caught me groping pasta by Dunge0nMast0r
Does everyone else’s not like that…?