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Fun-Cartographer-368 OP t1_jcjuodv wrote
Reply to comment by RibaldPancake in Starwars Joke by Fun-Cartographer-368
But this numbering better fits the dialogue
RibaldPancake t1_jcjuki5 wrote
Reply to Starwars Joke by Fun-Cartographer-368
I heard that they may have made a Star Wars-related movie after the original six.
Groinificator t1_jcjtlp6 wrote
Groinificator t1_jcjtf99 wrote
Reply to comment by hobbes0405 in A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
He could have but he chose to use separate wishes for them
Bdellio t1_jcjtcuq wrote
Reply to comment by BloodiedBlues in A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
Rye whiskey, I cry!
Groinificator t1_jcjtcnt wrote
Reply to comment by Lord_Havelock in A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
I doubt an entire economy would crash over just an oversupply of alcohol
Also, isn't alcohol a pretty non-durable good? It's not like someone gets a single drink and is done. You can sell alcohol to the same person plenty of times...
Ginway1010 t1_jcjsxwr wrote
Reply to comment by Ginway1010 in My wife divororced me because she caught me groping pasta by Dunge0nMast0r
“Pene” is Spanish slang
Ginway1010 t1_jcjspjv wrote
She was probably surprised that you were interested in pene still since you said it was only that one time in college when you were experimenting.
Dependent_Comfort_93 t1_jcjru6o wrote
Reply to comment by hoosyourdaddyo in My wife divororced me because she caught me groping pasta by Dunge0nMast0r
I removed the shell from my racing snail thinking he’d be faster, if anything it made him more sluggish.
Grantley34 t1_jcjp207 wrote
Reply to comment by theservman in A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
If he had specified a different kind of liquor, sure, but he didn't, so the genie will give him exactly the same bottle with exactly the same contents
humanRR t1_jcjodhp wrote
theservman t1_jcjnaph wrote
Reply to comment by Grantley34 in A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
Whisky, vodka, and rum.
Tomi8338 t1_jcjlwrr wrote
you may have just slept face down on her lap
Traditional-Kiwi-535 t1_jcjk9my wrote
She is a narcissist
Masspoint t1_jcjiyoj wrote
You're the besto
JennyAndAlex t1_jcjibcx wrote
Reply to A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
That was only two wishes. What about his third?
kazey0shi t1_jcjhpez wrote
Reply to A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
Just in case the first one breaks.
zazzy440 t1_jcjh6dk wrote
Where did she go to, Hungary?
darwin-rover t1_jcjguak wrote
Reply to comment by calvinweight in My wife woke up with a big smile on her face... by tads73
Is it permanent?
SpareMind t1_jcjfqu8 wrote
Reply to A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
Yes, perfect!! Just change the brand.
Apprehensive_Box3199 t1_jcjfa3j wrote
Reply to comment by hoosyourdaddyo in A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
I see your 6-year-old post on r/Jokes and raise you 1 30-year-old ad with Cate Blanchett.
Grantley34 t1_jcjcbpx wrote
Reply to comment by superkoning in A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
Well, if he doesn't need two, he sure as hell doesn't need 3!
superkoning t1_jcjbddf wrote
Reply to comment by Grantley34 in A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
two? three!
winkman t1_jcjapcu wrote
Something something Prego.
Environmental-Win836 t1_jcjw085 wrote
Reply to comment by Professor-Clegg in A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
…what?