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infinit9 t1_jci2sot wrote
Reply to comment by Professor-Clegg in A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
Lol, settle down. I'm following the logic of the joke's punchline.
Professor-Clegg t1_jci2r81 wrote
Reply to comment by Khromm in A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
Yeah, cause long straws don’t exist.
Professor-Clegg t1_jci2l4s wrote
Reply to comment by infinit9 in A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
Yeah, fuck wishing for free endless electricity and a whisky business already in place with free supply, instead just get these bottles and build the rest yourself. Good thinking skip!
peter_the_martian t1_jci1nny wrote
Reply to A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
There’s a lot of genie jokes on here lately so I’d just like to take this moment I ran into a real life genie.
Professor-Clegg t1_jci1lne wrote
Reply to comment by JBluehawk21 in A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
“For my second wish I’d like half of a fair amount of money”
“For my third wish I’d like the other half of a fair amount of money”
Wow, you’re pretty clever! That big brain of yours isn’t just a hat rack!
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dmt_alpha t1_jchzjnc wrote
Reply to There are 10 types of people: Those who understand binary, those who don't by KoopaTrooper5011
There are 10 types of people: Those who repost the same old joke, that's being reposted ten times daily, and those who don't.
Queasy_Doughnut7507 t1_jchzf34 wrote
Reply to A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
This joke aged like a fine bottle of whisky.
Eichmil t1_jchz8a5 wrote
Reply to comment by JBluehawk21 in A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
Yep. Buy a barrel.
Dunge0nMast0r OP t1_jchxzoy wrote
It just feels sogood when it lasagne.
SalamanderBulky2584 t1_jchx4k2 wrote
Angel hair wig for sure!
BullettoothTony- t1_jchx2jj wrote
Reply to A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
He can be a huge whiskey seller. Good ending
HGMIV926 t1_jchwj8b wrote
Reply to There are 10 types of people: Those who understand binary, those who don't by KoopaTrooper5011
There are three types of people in this world:
- Those that complete lists
ArbutusPhD t1_jchvso4 wrote
Reply to comment by AlliedDeerskin in My wife divororced me because she caught me groping pasta by Dunge0nMast0r
Drive Pasta! Go Fasta!
oxotnik_jon t1_jchvlwj wrote
Reply to There are 10 types of people: Those who understand binary, those who don't by KoopaTrooper5011
I almost downvoted this without opening it because I was in that first category.
Curlychopz t1_jchvim8 wrote
Reply to comment by Tricky_Individual_42 in There are 10 types of people: Those who understand binary, those who don't by KoopaTrooper5011
Hmm, really can't guess what the other option is.
Tricky_Individual_42 t1_jchv8sg wrote
Reply to There are 10 types of people: Those who understand binary, those who don't by KoopaTrooper5011
There is 2 types of people. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
kumarpavan66 t1_jchuspx wrote
Reply to There are 10 types of people: Those who understand binary, those who don't by KoopaTrooper5011
This joke has me in a superposition of laughing and not laughing
Khromm t1_jchudd4 wrote
Reply to A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
So... no-one thinks the other two are for his friends?
KoopaTrooper5011 OP t1_jchu8fl wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in There are 10 types of people: Those who understand binary, those who don't by KoopaTrooper5011
Okay, you're right. That had better execution. Not gonna change mine since I don't wanna steal the wording from you or where you got it from tho.
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Reply to There are 10 types of people: Those who understand binary, those who don't by KoopaTrooper5011
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Beginning-Ebb-9942 t1_jchp9az wrote
Penne for your thoughts.
infinit9 t1_jchoi3y wrote
Reply to comment by Eyre4orce in A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
I'm a big fan of doing three things at once. While the bottle will never be empty, the mouth of the bottle still limits how much alcohol will flow through in a given amount of time.
Professor-Clegg t1_jci3bqw wrote
Reply to comment by BullettoothTony- in A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
Hmmm, I could use one wish for an exorbitant sum of money... or I could spend all 3 on bottomless whiskey bottles and then try to turn it into a business.