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Scevs t1_jc57f68 wrote
Your mom.
[deleted] t1_jc51ux0 wrote
Reply to comment by StagnantCricetus68 in What do you get when you throw an elephant in the pool? by zbbrox
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Ludwigofthepotatoppl t1_jc4yyat wrote
If a tree rises in the woods and you’re asleep, does it wake you up?
Overdog_McNab t1_jc4yb4p wrote
Rise and stroke!
Practical-Height6940 t1_jc4qlin wrote
Cock-A-Doodle-Doo
mycoolredditname99 t1_jc4qhti wrote
My alarm cock has to use the bathroom 3 times during the night. That's how it wake me up.
RandomBrakeLights t1_jc4fz7z wrote
Early Riser
not_a_droid t1_jc4bg17 wrote
the need to piss? Oh wait I forget, I am old
tslnox t1_jc4aroi wrote
Reply to comment by KnightBreaker_02 in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
Guys, we found the pally!
Dependent_Comfort_93 t1_jc44a1h wrote
Reply to You're momma so fat by [deleted]
She tripped over last week, cut her knee, gravy poured out.
Scoob1978 t1_jc3ratm wrote
Alarm cock sounds like the first signs of an STD.
Maleficent-Ad-2216 t1_jc3qdeo wrote
Cellmate
Accomplished_Wolf400 t1_jc3ijat wrote
Reply to comment by saranwrapitup in You're momma so fat by [deleted]
Damn it! Lol
saranwrapitup t1_jc3i890 wrote
Reply to You're momma so fat by [deleted]
Your
dgkimpton t1_jc3eo56 wrote
Haha. Good one.
NAGDABBITALL t1_jc3dlyh wrote
Reply to You're momma so fat by [deleted]
Yo mamma's so nasty...I had phone sex with her and she gave me an ear infection.
Agnosticfrontbum t1_jc2vzv9 wrote
Reply to comment by uncontroversial_name in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
You're more than welcome.
uncontroversial_name t1_jc2oe0t wrote
Reply to comment by Agnosticfrontbum in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
My dad is a lawyer and I sometimes send him lawyer jokes. Unfortunately, after 40 years practicing law, he’s heard them all. Thank you for giving me one he hasn’t heard!!
Plastic_Ad_7733 t1_jc20m2q wrote
Reply to A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
Well if peter wants to find a lawyer he should just pop down to hell.
benjhi7 t1_jc1np0j wrote
Reply to comment by KleinWolf32 in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
r/unexpecteddiscworld
babybiggfoot t1_jc1il9y wrote
Reply to comment by DerRaumdenker in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
r/dadjokes literally
R_Marencin t1_jc1hpo3 wrote
Reply to A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
Brilliant!
MrNobleGas t1_jc1epnl wrote
Reply to comment by Abides1948 in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
No because his name means "stone"
justheretospoiljokes t1_jc1592y wrote
Reply to comment by ka-pow-pow in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
You say that like some sort of gotcha. As though the people who profess their faith don’t know that, by definition, faith in something can’t be proven. It doesn’t make them look stupid; it just makes you look like an asshole.
Giyuus_SLut t1_jc57mwa wrote
Reply to What do you call morning wood that wakes you up? by FunnyGoNow
Its funny getting morning wood
...Funny until you realise you're a girl.