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KleinWolf32 t1_jc12f5u wrote
Reply to comment by overeducatedhick in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
Did he go "yo" while randomly blasting shopping trolleys?
Huge_Name1866 t1_jc11vml wrote
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What do you call a lawyer who goes to heaven? Nonexistent being.
WildBoy-72 t1_jc10ti6 wrote
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He ain't findin no damn lawyer up there
Comfortable-Treat681 t1_jc0ztt4 wrote
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Haha, will have to remember this one. Haven't heard it before, good stuff.
posterholt t1_jc0wv1y wrote
Reply to comment by Anonymous_Bozo in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
The New Testament books were written between 70 and 300 years after Jesus was crucified and Peter was long dead. But who wants trivial details messing up the punchline of a good joke?
Vch3forever t1_jc0n959 wrote
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Thank you for being so sweet. This is adorable.
Agnosticfrontbum t1_jc04sqt wrote
Reply to comment by Antique_Direction255 in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
And I'd get out to see if the skunk was ok.
overeducatedhick t1_jc0413i wrote
Reply to comment by DerRaumdenker in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
Ironically, at my school, he was called the Dean.
Adventurous_Ask_9098 t1_jc01m70 wrote
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LordFarhams need to join them too, perhaps they can do a better job of teaching him English.
Antique_Direction255 t1_jbzx7mb wrote
Reply to comment by Agnosticfrontbum in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
Difference between a dead lawyer in the middle of the road and a dead skunk in the middle of the road? Skid marks in front of the skunk
low_winter_sun t1_jbzw1jw wrote
Reply to comment by Anonymous_Bozo in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
Found the lawyer
manualshifting t1_jbzuqyx wrote
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I like this one! I think I'll tell it IRL at some point.
One small change that I would make, though. Right at the punch line, where Saint Peter says "Jesus Christ!" I think I'll change that to this.
Then Peter said, "Oh, for my sake! It took me six weeks to find a priest up in here. Do you know how long it will take to find a lawyer?"
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Possible_Priority170 t1_jbzqb82 wrote
Reply to comment by Azonalanthious in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
Dresden, is that you?
PiisAWheeL t1_jbzpsyv wrote
Reply to comment by KnightBreaker_02 in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
No, that's Just Bruce in a priest outfit.
ka-pow-pow t1_jbzoher wrote
Reply to comment by CJLowder1997 in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
Prove it
ka-pow-pow t1_jbzodfp wrote
Reply to comment by Redd1tored1tor in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
Aren't you a delight.
Azonalanthious t1_jbzn4f8 wrote
Reply to comment by DerRaumdenker in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
Father forthill. For those who know 😁
CJLowder1997 t1_jbzkufk wrote
Reply to comment by Superpickle18 in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
Blessed are those who have not seen and yet have believed.
Superpickle18 t1_jbzgact wrote
Reply to comment by CJLowder1997 in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
pics or it didn't happen
Dignans30yearplan t1_jbzfq0w wrote
Reply to comment by Anonymous_Bozo in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
You think he proofread Matthew's 1st draft?
CJLowder1997 t1_jbzdjx6 wrote
Reply to comment by Kwaterk1978 in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
Yes, there is
Kwaterk1978 t1_jbzb3qg wrote
Reply to comment by CJLowder1997 in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
Actually, there is no heaven.
CJLowder1997 t1_jbz98uv wrote
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Actually, there is no marriage in Heaven
JeanetteStrong t1_jc12wt0 wrote
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These are now OUR jokes, comrades. 🤣