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canedpeanutshels t1_jbz34mn wrote
Reply to comment by peter_the_martian in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
They have parking meters. Gotta keep those heavenly lights on somehow.
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Glorx t1_jbyzpgl wrote
Reply to comment by Anonymous_Bozo in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
He must have forgotten that since he went looking for a priest anyway.
lasssilver t1_jbyysks wrote
Reply to comment by nartziss in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
Do you?.. do you tell it too? Or are you pretending you’ve heard it so often that you’ve labeled it 345. Which is assuming you have 344 other lawyer jokes off the top of your head.
whips out cigarette I don’t believe you.
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Reply to comment by BadBassist in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
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EduArt_Paper t1_jbywed1 wrote
Reply to A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
Haha, that's a great punchline! I guess divorce is not an option in Heaven after all.
BadBassist t1_jbyq5bq wrote
Reply to comment by ngabear in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
Spin off from Legal Custodians
Anonymous_Bozo t1_jbynicq wrote
Reply to comment by Glorx in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
Actually as the first pope he would have known:
Matthew 22:30
For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven.
RonMcVO t1_jbynakw wrote
Reply to A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
Okay this is one of the best ones I've seen on this sub. Just ran into the other room to tell the wife. Good one.
Shaabloips t1_jbymlik wrote
Reply to A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
Why is Jesus trying to get married??
luckbuck21 t1_jbym19u wrote
Reply to comment by DerRaumdenker in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
Legally daddy
Abides1948 t1_jbylsy7 wrote
Reply to comment by ChaseShiny in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
Because he's an ex-wrestler?
fyrdude58 t1_jbykrkx wrote
Reply to comment by MagentaKevin in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
You'd probably like "Job:A Comedy of Justice" by Heinlein.
Redd1tored1tor t1_jbyk3h2 wrote
Reply to A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
*A man and his girlfriend die in a car accident and meet Peter at the Pearly Gates.
KingOfThePlayPlace t1_jbyhm0a wrote
Reply to comment by Darkmuscles in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
That is the time moment where nothing never happens. Also tuesdays.
Tempuran-San t1_jbyfovx wrote
Reply to comment by deepkick120 in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
Oh, okay, thanks for explaining
ghyze t1_jbyfodk wrote
Reply to comment by delhistud12 in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
Nice.
mr_spaceton_ t1_jbyecxo wrote
Reply to A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
I honestly thought this was peter griffin at first
ngabear t1_jbyd4cy wrote
Reply to comment by DerRaumdenker in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
Sounds like a new TV sitcom
GloryGreatestCountry t1_jbyc239 wrote
Reply to A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
Hey, if you can find Phoenix Wright anywhere up there..
jesusthroughmary t1_jbybi9k wrote
Reply to comment by EggCouncilCreeps in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
The man is literally the first Pope, lol
jesusthroughmary t1_jbyb8qx wrote
Reply to comment by DidntWantSleepAnyway in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
How have you never heard this one
deepkick120 t1_jbyavza wrote
Reply to comment by Tempuran-San in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
The lawyer’s getting paid for hours worked, but he’s recording way more hours on his timesheet than he actually worked. The lawyer’s seriously overcharging his clients - because the joke’s that lawyers suck
Tempuran-San t1_jby9is9 wrote
Reply to comment by loosererun in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
I don't get it, could you please explain?
ngabear t1_jbz7764 wrote
Reply to comment by BadBassist in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
Along with the series about the wheelchair-bound ADA, Parapalegal