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Why not just let them into Heaven and get them situated first?

boo

Unlikely St. Peter would use the Lord’s name in vain. Ruins the joke.

Lol. Didn’t know they kept track of time in Heaven! Good to know. I wonder if they validate parking.

Ya I hope all lawyers go to hell!

This was one of the best joke ever. Because the most priest and lawyer are now in hell 🤣

ROFLMAO!!!

😂 I know you've been down voted for this and my first thought was "it's a joke, wtf is this about?" but I read all the way through and genuinely LOLd.

I’ve somehow never heard this one! Here I was, thinking I’d heard all the lawyer jokes in existence.

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This joke will be reposted till eternity.

>Now that I think of it, this probably didn’t even happen.

[spits out beverage] Pffft!! What, now?

They were in separste cars. The cars hit each other.

Or that they were in the same car, the groom's car could have struck the bride's.

A lawyer dies and goes to Heaven.

‟There must be some mistake,” the lawyer argues. ‟I am too young to die. I am only fifty five!”

‟Fifty five?” says Saint Peter. ‟No, according to our calculations, you are eighty two.”

‟How’d you get that?” the lawyer asks.

St. Peter says, ‟We added up your time sheets.”

The joke doesn't say they were on their way to get married, just that they hadn't had the chance to get married yet.

Oh number 345, I tell this one a lot too, it is good.

The joke doesn’t say they were on their way to their wedding, though.

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So Pratchett crawled of the grave to make that joke? He's rooming with Robin Williams and Mark Twain now? Or maybe Terry was buried with his phone, charger, and they put in an outlet down there?

I came up with my response on my own... but with puns, there's a limited number for each topic, so overlap is pretty much inevitable. Like the Batman response... I was riffing off of "Robin" Williams comment, vampire joke, and the "cause I'm Batman" meme. I don't that Terry Pratchett would've had such a response and for my reasons

We’ll, it is good to give credit where it’s due, IF that’s where you got it. If you thought of it without outside influence then good for you.

So maybe I'm missing the joke here, but with the Robin Williams and Terry Pratchett comments, are people saying I'm plagiarizing?

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