Recent comments in /f/Jokes
YZXFILE OP t1_jbopzio wrote
Reply to comment by Death_by_ShnuShnu in A brave and fearsome pirate sailed toward a small island, in search for buried treasure. He and his crew raced ahead in their rowboat, eagerly awaiting a massive payday. When they shortly came upon a large forest, they searched desperately for the last clue on the map. by YZXFILE
Nothing like a good pee.
Death_by_ShnuShnu t1_jboo3vx wrote
Reply to comment by Piisamanirotta in A brave and fearsome pirate sailed toward a small island, in search for buried treasure. He and his crew raced ahead in their rowboat, eagerly awaiting a massive payday. When they shortly came upon a large forest, they searched desperately for the last clue on the map. by YZXFILE
Or is it P? Without it, they are irate!
YZXFILE OP t1_jbon33q wrote
Reply to comment by Piisamanirotta in A brave and fearsome pirate sailed toward a small island, in search for buried treasure. He and his crew raced ahead in their rowboat, eagerly awaiting a massive payday. When they shortly came upon a large forest, they searched desperately for the last clue on the map. by YZXFILE
Maybe
Piisamanirotta t1_jbolhcq wrote
Reply to A brave and fearsome pirate sailed toward a small island, in search for buried treasure. He and his crew raced ahead in their rowboat, eagerly awaiting a massive payday. When they shortly came upon a large forest, they searched desperately for the last clue on the map. by YZXFILE
What is a pirates favorite letter?
You would think it's the R,
but their true love is for the C.
YZXFILE OP t1_jbo4bey wrote
Reply to comment by ghostdragon00 in A brave and fearsome pirate sailed toward a small island, in search for buried treasure. He and his crew raced ahead in their rowboat, eagerly awaiting a massive payday. When they shortly came upon a large forest, they searched desperately for the last clue on the map. by YZXFILE
Hits the spot.
ghostdragon00 t1_jbo2x1g wrote
Reply to A brave and fearsome pirate sailed toward a small island, in search for buried treasure. He and his crew raced ahead in their rowboat, eagerly awaiting a massive payday. When they shortly came upon a large forest, they searched desperately for the last clue on the map. by YZXFILE
I sea what you did there. Very clever
YZXFILE OP t1_jbo22ov wrote
Reply to comment by surgicalhoopstrike in A brave and fearsome pirate sailed toward a small island, in search for buried treasure. He and his crew raced ahead in their rowboat, eagerly awaiting a massive payday. When they shortly came upon a large forest, they searched desperately for the last clue on the map. by YZXFILE
That's the spot.
surgicalhoopstrike t1_jbnyjh0 wrote
[deleted] t1_jaywd0a wrote
Reply to comment by StagnantCricetus68 in What do you get when you throw an elephant in the pool? by zbbrox
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Your_Mystery_Man t1_jayolyd wrote
I think you’re having a wet dream
Your_Mystery_Man t1_jayokn3 wrote
I think you having a wet dream …
Rsalamander24 t1_jayfzfk wrote
Reply to comment by crapendicular in What do you get when you throw an elephant in the pool? by zbbrox
Elephants
Engage69 t1_jayfyba wrote
Who's throwing the elephants into the pool? Chuck Norris?
crapendicular t1_jayd5sw wrote
What’s grey and comes in quarts?
zbbrox OP t1_jayae3w wrote
What do you get when you throw three elephants in the pool?
A hernia.
debtubbs t1_jay9is9 wrote
Dunno. But the blenders a fuckin mess.
StagnantCricetus68 t1_jay8sxj wrote
thats not funny, my cousin died when that happened.He choked on my sock..
karebear66 t1_jajbzz3 wrote
Reply to comment by IncreaseCertain9697 in I got myself a large goldfish as a pet but it has been acting all shy since I brought it home. by [deleted]
Goldfish are cousins.
Nothing-Compares2U t1_jaii8t6 wrote
Reply to comment by snazzychica2813 in I got myself a large goldfish as a pet but it has been acting all shy since I brought it home. by [deleted]
Coy is shy.
palebluedotcitizen t1_jaiboa2 wrote
Reply to comment by krabmeat in I got myself a large goldfish as a pet but it has been acting all shy since I brought it home. by [deleted]
Wow it's like telling jokes to blocks of wood on here.
krabmeat t1_jai7xj8 wrote
Reply to comment by snazzychica2813 in I got myself a large goldfish as a pet but it has been acting all shy since I brought it home. by [deleted]
Shhhhhhh, don't worry about it, it can't hurt you if you move along with your day
snazzychica2813 t1_jai5ma2 wrote
Reply to comment by karebear66 in I got myself a large goldfish as a pet but it has been acting all shy since I brought it home. by [deleted]
Okay but like...why is that a joke? It's just another term for "shy goldfish." Does "coy carp" sound like another phrase that would be funny? Is it supposed to be funny because they both start with c? What is the actual joke?
IncreaseCertain9697 t1_jai5hqr wrote
Reply to comment by karebear66 in I got myself a large goldfish as a pet but it has been acting all shy since I brought it home. by [deleted]
And Koi is a kind of Japanese carp
phadrus56 t1_jbp72ui wrote
Reply to Vampires love to bite throats, killing people & then returning them to life by PantsyFants
Ouch. Upvote