Recent comments in /f/Jokes
[deleted] OP t1_jahob07 wrote
karebear66 t1_jaho5rh wrote
Reply to comment by snazzychica2813 in I got myself a large goldfish as a pet but it has been acting all shy since I brought it home. by [deleted]
Goldfish are a type of carp and coy means shy.
snazzychica2813 t1_jahnl01 wrote
Reply to I got myself a large goldfish as a pet but it has been acting all shy since I brought it home. by [deleted]
I don't understand what the last line is supposed to sound like? Like what is the joke here?
peb396 t1_jaf4mn1 wrote
Reply to comment by Groucho-Marxist50 in What’s the best job for someone with a humiliation kink? by PinkCrystal1031
Me too I guess...pronouns used to make sense...now I find myself steering only to keep the ship between the shores.
[deleted] t1_jaf4jsr wrote
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Queasy-Peace3885 t1_jaf4aar wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in What’s the best job for someone with a humiliation kink? by PinkCrystal1031
Deez/nuts
MazingerZeta28 t1_jaf43w2 wrote
Reply to comment by DailyQuotidien in What’s the best job for someone with a humiliation kink? by PinkCrystal1031
That man changed the course of human history. Dick pics on a laptop. James Comey calling into question Hillary Clinton just weeks away from an election she was poised to win.
Western-Image7125 t1_jaf3j2q wrote
Reply to How many months have 28 days? by CFCYYZ
How many have exactly 28 days?
One of them, sometimes.
Sparky-Malarky t1_jaf3i3r wrote
Reply to Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020
Two cannibals were sharing a guy. One said to the other "How are you doing?" The other replied "I’m having a ball!" The first one said "Oh, you should have started at this end."
GrumpyCatStevens t1_jaf33c5 wrote
Reply to A masochist and a sadist meet by Shoddy-Flatworm
A sadist and a masochist are out on a date. Near the end of the evening the masochist says, "I suppose now you're going to take me home, chain me up in your basement and beat me, right?"
The sadist replies, "No."
ThatCrossDresser t1_jaf2zuv wrote
On a support call with an angry customer, if they start yelling give them a, "Yeah daddy yell at me." Loud enough they can hear it but not so loud they can be 100% sure you said it. Deny everything if they bring it up and give them the most generic corporate, "we are sorry and we would be glad to help you" . They will be really calm the rest of the call and really listen to you. That or they will just hang up, either way it is a win.
Tuxedo_Muffin t1_jaf2zmf wrote
Reply to comment by Terrible_Special_877 in What’s the best job for someone with a humiliation kink? by PinkCrystal1031
Stripping isn't humiliating! It kinda smells bad, and it sucks when everyone's just watching while you're moving around doing all the work. But it's worth it in end the end when all that paint is removed!
123cong123 t1_jaf2x11 wrote
Reply to Peter says to Jesus... by palebluedotcitizen
Judas: "Hey, Jesus. Are we still good for the Last Supper tonight?" Jesus: "The what?" Judas: "Supper. I mean, just plain old supper."
ohleprocy t1_jaf2j7u wrote
Reply to comment by TwoTwoJohn in Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020
Ah shit.
AppleToasterr t1_jaf2arp wrote
Reply to comment by Groucho-Marxist50 in What does noodles and girls have in common? by SlashYourAsh
I love you
Obvious-Education273 t1_jaf29ox wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
STOP! STOP!! I can't take anymore of these comments. They're killing me
samtheonlyone t1_jaf29e1 wrote
Reply to Peter says to Jesus... by palebluedotcitizen
The joke is good only if you don't know that Jesus himself said he was going to be on the cross beforehand
OlderITGuy t1_jaf28gn wrote
Reply to A masochist and a sadist meet by Shoddy-Flatworm
"I have a history of dental problems" - Bill Murray and Steve Martin at the top of their game.
Dave1307 t1_jaf27wc wrote
Reply to Peter says to Jesus... by palebluedotcitizen
[studio laugh track]
palebluedotcitizen t1_jaf1xwo wrote
You make me so wet.
NelifeLerak t1_jaf1x39 wrote
That's not even funny. That's just common knowledge.
samuscrazy-123 t1_jaf1w28 wrote
Reply to comment by roxinmyhead in A slice of apple pie is $2.5 in Jamaica and $3.0 in the Bahamas. by InfiniteVoids
You too mate
roxinmyhead t1_jaf1tzt wrote
Reply to comment by samuscrazy-123 in A slice of apple pie is $2.5 in Jamaica and $3.0 in the Bahamas. by InfiniteVoids
Oh well, guess I'll have to watch them again sometime for the both of us! 😉 Have a great day!
Jonsnoosnooze t1_jaf1r1c wrote
Reply to "Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?" by lamelumi_
Spectrecular!
[deleted] OP t1_jahobjm wrote
Reply to comment by snazzychica2813 in I got myself a large goldfish as a pet but it has been acting all shy since I brought it home. by [deleted]
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