Recent comments in /f/Jokes
claymationthegreat t1_jaet5rn wrote
Reply to "Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?" by lamelumi_
Boo-yah
TomLechevre t1_jaesspb wrote
They're both more enjoyable when they're saucy.
WonderfulAirport4226 t1_jaesrpx wrote
Reply to comment by samuscrazy-123 in A slice of apple pie is $2.5 in Jamaica and $3.0 in the Bahamas. by InfiniteVoids
Dururundun dururundun dururundun durururu
YoloSwag3368 t1_jaeslfy wrote
Gus_Harrington t1_jaesfj1 wrote
Reply to Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny
Eickheister t1_jaescat wrote
In Putins Russia, there is no fear.
Only gravity...
Borsti17 t1_jaesbne wrote
That's not a joke, that's straight up facts.
comfy_cancer8076 t1_jaes4z1 wrote
water u doing inside of me
qlus_zwei t1_jaerwgx wrote
Where you find apple pie to buy in Jamaica?
duglarri t1_jaermw6 wrote
Reply to Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020
"Your mother-in-law makes delicious soup."
"Yes. But only once."
BloodiedBlues t1_jaera0d wrote
Reply to comment by iq-braggng-o-smrtass in Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020
Why not both at the same time?
[deleted] t1_jaer970 wrote
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palebluedotcitizen t1_jaeqkjd wrote
Reply to M doctor said I have leprosy. by hornytoad69
What did the leper say to the sex worker?
"Keep the tip."
Riwanjel_ t1_jaeqisi wrote
Reply to comment by heyelander in "Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?" by lamelumi_
Nah, a ghost.
peb396 t1_jaeqa26 wrote
Reply to comment by Groucho-Marxist50 in What’s the best job for someone with a humiliation kink? by PinkCrystal1031
Pronouns are interchangeable these days. Just roll with it.
Stakbrok t1_jaeq5sh wrote
Reply to My friend started a tattoo parlor that only accepts payment in the form of flashing. by issapenguin
I'm sure those flashes will pay for the electricity bills. Or is your friend also going to flash his wingwong at the electricity company? Last time I tried they did not accept that as a form of payment.
cabalavatar t1_jaeq501 wrote
Reply to What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
Lexikleptomanic!
IamNotTheMama t1_jaeq468 wrote
the insufferable bitch
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heyelander t1_jaepgmv wrote
Reply to comment by WhosAGoodDoug in "Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?" by lamelumi_
I'm aghast
heyelander t1_jaepbh2 wrote
Reply to comment by spiderplex in "Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?" by lamelumi_
Heard Billy Crystal tell this at a taping of the It's Gary Shandling show. They were hysterical between takes, just chatting with the audience
Fire_AIone1 t1_jaep9je wrote
Reply to comment by dontheconqueror in Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020
He was given the boot
Dull_Possibility_929 t1_jaep9ja wrote
Reply to M doctor said I have leprosy. by hornytoad69
I'd be in pieces.
Exitium24 t1_jaetaoj wrote
Reply to comment by Regular_Bonus_6385 in What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
Wobber?