Recent comments in /f/Jokes
heyelander t1_jaep1u3 wrote
Reply to comment by Riwanjel_ in "Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?" by lamelumi_
By a goat?
C_Alan t1_jaeohcm wrote
Reply to Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020
Two cannibalism were eating when on says: You know, I really don’t like my mother…. The other one says, What do you mean? You’ve had two helping.
Happy123boy t1_jaeogfg wrote
Reply to comment by Jaque_LeCaque in An emo and a leaf fall from the tree, who hits the ground first? by yeetinghelps
Oooh.....
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errol_timo_malcom t1_jaeo32w wrote
That was tau-ible
sarcalom t1_jaeo223 wrote
Odd_Key_9339 t1_jaeo195 wrote
Reply to Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020
I don't know taste a little fishy to me
GrimReaper1507 t1_jaeo0bc wrote
Reply to comment by jinnmagick in Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020
Cannibal 69*** fixed it
anita1louise t1_jaen0t8 wrote
Reply to comment by OpinionOK_IgnorantNo in Babies by gary6043
It’s the suspense that was upsetting the third daddy to day.
notaliberal2021 t1_jaemonf wrote
Reply to comment by crispilly in Statistically there are by crispilly
Never mind
Maleficent-Ad-2216 t1_jaemmam wrote
1 to change it into a meth pipe
DailyQuotidien t1_jaemkgc wrote
Politician-go back and watch Anthony Weiner and his wife up on stage during his press conferences after he was caught. They were totally into the humiliation.
Riwanjel_ t1_jaemc9p wrote
Reply to comment by spiderplex in "Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?" by lamelumi_
I actually had that opportunity. What can I say, it was basically ordinary sex. But I can’t seem to make my bed since that night. It’s almost as if my sheets are haunted
Bobbyoot47 t1_jaem5ah wrote
All those opposing Putin have died…uhhh….decided not to run.
Publicmaraleofficer t1_jaem39m wrote
Reply to comment by Chuck_Roaster in Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020
They do say “there’s plenty of fish in the sea” for a reason
HairlessHoudini t1_jaekvbt wrote
Reply to My friend started a tattoo parlor that only accepts payment in the form of flashing. by issapenguin
Pics or it didn't happen
Groucho-Marxist50 t1_jaek3b8 wrote
Reply to M doctor said I have leprosy. by hornytoad69
I shook it off, myself
JACKVK07 t1_jaejlji wrote
Reply to comment by Pitbullpandemonium in A man was walking through the desert and passed a group of vultures feasting on a dead animal. by semaf0r0
It's usually due to fowl play.
rentrub1962 t1_jaejbjw wrote
Reply to "Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?" by lamelumi_
That joke is full of sheet
onlyforthisjob t1_jaeiqs4 wrote
That is a mayor joke, right there
Pitbullpandemonium t1_jaei9k4 wrote
Reply to comment by JACKVK07 in A man was walking through the desert and passed a group of vultures feasting on a dead animal. by semaf0r0
If you tell a vulture joke on America's Got Talent, you immediately get buzzard.
GrumpyCatStevens t1_jaei0bp wrote
I'm contemplating planting my lawn with emo grass - because it will cut itself.
GrumpyCatStevens t1_jaehv4b wrote
jbl0ggs t1_jaehoo2 wrote
Reply to comment by bainbrigge in Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020
He can also have her opinion
Buddy2269 t1_jaep4l4 wrote
Reply to Did you know? by MufuckinTurtleBear
Did you know? This is a repost.