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whatwhatinthewhonow t1_jaegmle wrote
Reply to comment by kompootor in Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020
I get what you’re saying. The setup is that they’re cannibals and the punchline is that they’re cannibals. Maybe the punchline could change to make the sister a really good chef or something. I’m not gonna come up with it though, it’s up to you, kompootor.
Waitsfornoone t1_jaeggaa wrote
Reply to M doctor said I have leprosy. by hornytoad69
It's not so funny - it already got the y from "My" in your headline.
Waitsfornoone t1_jaeg9wx wrote
What do you get when a Smurf pees on your lawn? Bluegrass.
lamelumi_ OP t1_jaeg9jz wrote
Reply to comment by Inner_Dependent3766 in "Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?" by lamelumi_
Made me laugh
Inner_Dependent3766 t1_jaeg3ia wrote
Reply to "Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?" by lamelumi_
I can see through your jokes 😂
AmnesiaInnocent t1_jaefwq5 wrote
If you get hungry, I know a guy who's a head chef...
lamelumi_ OP t1_jaefjj2 wrote
Reply to comment by ColonelPistachio in "Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?" by lamelumi_
What
Sorry im dum dum
ColonelPistachio t1_jaefgaq wrote
Reply to comment by lamelumi_ in "Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?" by lamelumi_
That's the alcohol
lamelumi_ OP t1_jaefayn wrote
Reply to comment by ColonelPistachio in "Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?" by lamelumi_
Yes
ColonelPistachio t1_jaef8gw wrote
Reply to "Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?" by lamelumi_
"Do you want to hear a joke about vodka?"...
creampie000000 t1_jaef75r wrote
Reply to comment by tadashi4 in "Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?" by lamelumi_
Now I'm scared and horny
BakedTatter t1_jaef66f wrote
Reply to Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020
I was at a dinner party hosted by a cannibal. The other guests were getting drunk and rowdy. I told him "I don't think I like your friends."
He said, "that's OK, just eat the salad."
AmazingSparkman t1_jaeeuy9 wrote
Reply to "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
This joke should be censored
Dragontamer7777777 t1_jaedqnm wrote
lamelumi_ OP t1_jaedmqw wrote
Reply to comment by TooShiftyForYou in "Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?" by lamelumi_
Nice
MaseratiBiturbo t1_jaed9bg wrote
installing turn signals on BMW cars at the factory...
n30nl30n t1_jaed2pm wrote
Reply to What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
Hello.. police? Someone stole my dictionary- I'm lost for words
[deleted] t1_jaecxsn wrote
Reply to comment by Yautja93 in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
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jinnmagick t1_jaecuos wrote
Reply to Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020
What is your definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving head
Pining4theFjord t1_jaecrk3 wrote
Reply to Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020
Cannibal family dinner talk …
Kid: I hate grandpas guts! Parent: Keep eating or no dessert.
TheJanJonatan t1_jaecfm3 wrote
Reply to My friend started a tattoo parlor that only accepts payment in the form of flashing. by issapenguin
That must be an attractive offer for photographers
Fit_Onion_7473 t1_jaecaee wrote
Reply to "Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?" by lamelumi_
Glad it didnt spook me
Morbidlywind26 t1_jaecab7 wrote
Yes but how many?
Bahamiandunn t1_jaec7gu wrote
Can confirm.
Jaque_LeCaque t1_jaeguzv wrote
Reply to An emo and a leaf fall from the tree, who hits the ground first? by yeetinghelps
I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.