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HawtSinnamon OP t1_jae7j0v wrote
Reply to comment by YourFaveG1rl in What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
Weird Al Yankovic would agree
HawtSinnamon OP t1_jae7gbk wrote
Reply to comment by contaygious in What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
The dictionary can define every word in the world, and that son of a bitch stole it from me. Because I can’t look up the word or definition, I don’t even know what to call them!
Prudent_Exit_8346 t1_jae70x0 wrote
Reply to comment by HawtSinnamon in What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
Thanks
Big-End-9824 t1_jae6ven wrote
You could always get a job as a head gardener.
HawtSinnamon OP t1_jae6nno wrote
Reply to comment by Prudent_Exit_8346 in What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
Alright that’s better
TooShiftyForYou t1_jae6ctw wrote
Reply to "Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?" by lamelumi_
My ghost buddy seems sad and depressed lately.
I think he's been going through some things.
iq-braggng-o-smrtass t1_jae670c wrote
Reply to comment by bainbrigge in Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020
What's more disturbing? Watching somebody eat your sister or watching somebody eat your sister.
thecountnotthesaint t1_jae620p wrote
Reply to Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020
Do you know the most intense test of trust there is? Cannibal 69.
awesomecdn t1_jae5rml wrote
Reply to comment by troubleis1 in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
she solves world hunger?
Satans_Dads t1_jae5pl8 wrote
Reply to comment by inca_ante in What’s the best job for someone with a humiliation kink? by PinkCrystal1031
Dem / derz
wherethebicenroam t1_jae518w wrote
Reply to comment by Buck_Thorn in An emo and a leaf fall from the tree, who hits the ground first? by yeetinghelps
The punchline I’ve always heard was, “the leaf. The emo never touched the ground”
Luke_low t1_jae4yvj wrote
Reply to comment by Nike_Decade_Bear in A slice of apple pie is $2.5 in Jamaica and $3.0 in the Bahamas. by InfiniteVoids
Saw that clip of him talking about a Pie Chart,
The Math Is Inaccurate because it was done by a woman....
That Joke Was Actually Written By a Woman!...
Nah, just kidding we don't hire any women....
Makubwa51 t1_jae4m43 wrote
Putin learnt from Trump
AppropriateWorker8 t1_jae40nv wrote
Reply to comment by trucorsair in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
Fixed date and fixed results elections.
BahamaDon t1_jae3sxy wrote
FYI - If you are on a Bahamian "out-island", and are white, then there is an unwritten "white tax" they add to lots of things,. For example, usually about $5 more than the posted price on a bottle of alcohol. Pie probably gets a free pass.
CrazyComedyKid t1_jae3n7a wrote
Reply to comment by Skydude252 in "Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?" by lamelumi_
i was saying booo-urns
the_letharg1c t1_jae3keq wrote
Reply to "Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?" by lamelumi_
Daaaad! Stop!
SaxySam816 t1_jae3d6q wrote
Reply to comment by MtPollux in A man and his suicidal horse walk into a bar by CitCat0
There’s a common phrase in America, “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse!”
DWright_5 t1_jae39qe wrote
The Bahamas aren’t in the Caribbean. They’re in the Atlantic Ocean
MtPollux t1_jae3821 wrote
Reply to A man and his suicidal horse walk into a bar by CitCat0
Explain?
Darksaint91 t1_jae2itf wrote
Reply to comment by Riskycrossbow69 in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
Daayyummm
Actually_Jeff_Dahmer t1_jae2hbh wrote
Reply to comment by Think-Builder-1650 in My friend started a tattoo parlor that only accepts payment in the form of flashing. by issapenguin
NOW YOU TELL ME
bAssmaster667 t1_jae2atk wrote
Reply to My friend started a tattoo parlor that only accepts payment in the form of flashing. by issapenguin
I was a tattoo artist in the 90’s (damn I’m old…) and Tuesday nights were notoriously slow so I started “School Girl Tuesday’s” come in dressed as a schoolgirl (in full costume) and get half off any tattoo. It was a huge hit and I was busier than ever. I had a guy come in wanting an armband and I had to make sn appointment because I was so busy. He asked what’s the deal with all the schoolgirls and I told him. He asked if fr dressed up can get half off? I told him the better he’s dressed tge deeper the discount. He cane back in I. It’s appointment dressed up 110%… baby doll hooker shoes, knee highs, skirt, blouse, pigtail wig, big fake tits and white cotton panties, makeup lashes and all I did the whole job for free. He sat there for three hours getting hit on by men, women and even the shop cat was rubbing against him… humor is always appreciated.
HawtSinnamon OP t1_jae7kph wrote
Reply to comment by intheyard305 in What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
True