Recent comments in /f/Jokes
astropiea211 t1_jadvtqb wrote
Reply to comment by mr_cigar in "Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?" by lamelumi_
Trying to get all the milk to go bad
Melodic-Heron-1585 t1_jadvtcd wrote
Reply to Once upon a time there were three friends by MiigPT
I love this joke! My dad told me it when I was about 16, and it was my first 'dirty' joke.
Artanthos t1_jadvqm0 wrote
Reply to comment by lijizhixing in A slice of apple pie is $2.5 in Jamaica and $3.0 in the Bahamas. by InfiniteVoids
They tried to charge me $45 for a hamburger and fries in Nassau.
~$17 in Freeport, and it included a soda.
not_growing_up t1_jadvmav wrote
Reply to Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020
The cannibals decide to start at either end of their victim. After a while, the first asks "are you have a good time?" and the second says "yeah! I'm having a ball!". The second replies "slow down! You're eating too fast!"
EvilRoySl t1_jadvfid wrote
Reply to My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
Tell that at an LGBTQI convention, lol.
kompootor t1_jadudbl wrote
Why'dja have ta make such bad puns? Ja maican' me crazy! And I can't properly cuss ja out from baha' ma screen!
Ojihawk t1_jadte02 wrote
Reply to comment by dontheconqueror in Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020
Giving the second cannibal a leg up, for sure.
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InfiniteVoids OP t1_jadsx6c wrote
Reply to comment by ihaventanyidea in A slice of apple pie is $2.5 in Jamaica and $3.0 in the Bahamas. by InfiniteVoids
I posted it there and thought r/Jokes would enjoy it as well. There was no way to cross-post it...
Skydude252 t1_jadsta3 wrote
Reply to comment by WhosAGoodDoug in "Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?" by lamelumi_
Are you saying Boooo or Booo-urns?
Electrical-Village68 t1_jadsfis wrote
Reply to Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020
Yeah, but not as good as the soup my momma made.
7_overpowered_clox t1_jads99u wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
That second last one
davisyoung t1_jadrhte wrote
Reply to A man was walking through the desert and passed a group of vultures feasting on a dead animal. by semaf0r0
Instead of wandering all over the desert the man should have stayed entrail.
Alarming_Growth_4707 t1_jadrbx2 wrote
Reply to comment by Groucho-Marxist50 in Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020
Too bony for my taste
ihaventanyidea t1_jadrail wrote
r/dadjokes
josegarrao t1_jadr0g9 wrote
Not a joke.
MsBobbyJenkins t1_jadqn9b wrote
Reply to Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020
Two clowns are eating a cannibal and one says to the other 'i think we mixed this joke up'
Alarming_Growth_4707 t1_jadqh22 wrote
Reply to Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020
Well she had to use her entire left breast.
mab0390 t1_jadq55h wrote
Reply to comment by Epic-Dude000 in Babies by gary6043
Or 1,977,326,743 babies (7^11, that is).
Groucho-Marxist50 t1_jadpzvh wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by 5hipy4rd
Her toilet seat matches the diameter of the LHC
Groucho-Marxist50 t1_jadpmac wrote
Reply to comment by PinkCrystal1031 in What’s the best job for someone with a humiliation kink? by PinkCrystal1031
He was in her 50’s? What pronouns did they use? This shit is confusing anymore. 😀
bobofiddlesticks t1_jadpk3f wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
After I fucked her, I rolled over twice and I was STILL ON THE BITCH
Trentsy_1975 t1_jadpfl1 wrote
Reply to Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020
I don't have a sister
Groucho-Marxist50 t1_jadorsu wrote
Reply to Did you know? by MufuckinTurtleBear
What a shitty joke! 😃
Groucho-Marxist50 t1_jadvwpg wrote
Reply to comment by Alarming_Growth_4707 in Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020
Them bones make the broth!