Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Big-End-9824 t1_jadoe1o wrote
Reply to "Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?" by lamelumi_
Did you hear about the two Gay ghosts? They gave each others the willies.
StarBliss t1_jado7f8 wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
Yo mama so fat even Chuck Norris couldn't lift her.
NeverForNoReason t1_jadnpx1 wrote
Reply to comment by Conscious-Rip4407 in My friend started a tattoo parlor that only accepts payment in the form of flashing. by issapenguin
I taught I taw a tatty tit!
contaygious t1_jadnkxn wrote
Reply to What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
I don't get this jooooke
DeadwoodNative t1_jadnf4m wrote
Reply to comment by JACKVK07 in A man was walking through the desert and passed a group of vultures feasting on a dead animal. by semaf0r0
nothing to crow about
Danx94 t1_jadnd5u wrote
Reply to comment by Agreeable-Effort6507 in An emo and a leaf fall from the tree, who hits the ground first? by yeetinghelps
Clearly it wasn't edgy enough to cut the rope
spidermike4498 t1_jadn32a wrote
Reply to comment by spidermike4498 in My friend started a tattoo parlor that only accepts payment in the form of flashing. by issapenguin
Its tat tastical
spidermike4498 t1_jadmorh wrote
Reply to My friend started a tattoo parlor that only accepts payment in the form of flashing. by issapenguin
Except for the the line of dudes outside with their junk hanging out.
PiisAWheeL t1_jadmnb2 wrote
Reply to comment by SillyFlyGuy in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
You have to be em waisted to accept the results without going to a gulag?
beau_loop t1_jadmluu wrote
Reply to comment by YoloSwag3368 in Babies by gary6043
You heard this one hey?
Antique_Direction255 t1_jadm3dp wrote
Reply to comment by jeroenT14 in My wife just stopped and said “you weren’t even listening were you?” by gazzy360
And then she says “you never tell me anything “. wTF?
[deleted] t1_jadlk2g wrote
Reply to A masochist and a sadist meet by Shoddy-Flatworm
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racer7113 t1_jadl8io wrote
Reply to comment by edlee98765 in A slice of apple pie is $2.5 in Jamaica and $3.0 in the Bahamas. by InfiniteVoids
And a bottle of rum
tadashi4 t1_jadknqi wrote
Reply to comment by WhosAGoodDoug in "Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?" by lamelumi_
-bies
DDKLondon t1_jadkhq5 wrote
Reply to Did you know? by MufuckinTurtleBear
When your riding in the chevy and your pants are getting heavy...diarrhea
When you're sliding into 3rd and you feel a juicy turd....diarrhea.
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Waitsfornoone t1_jadjyik wrote
Reply to comment by Kcnflman in Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020
Bless your heart.
dlearbuch t1_jadjufx wrote
Reply to A masochist and a sadist meet by Shoddy-Flatworm
Meow.
xanthraxoid t1_jadjtz6 wrote
Reply to comment by leon6663 in An emo and a leaf fall from the tree, who hits the ground first? by yeetinghelps
And the cat, they're Bes Fwens!
digitalbreadcrumbs t1_jadjc1o wrote
pedophilic piston
PHL-LAX t1_jadiem6 wrote
Reply to What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
A volume booster.
Abides1948 t1_jadic6c wrote
Reply to comment by Bugtotes in What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
Lightbulb moment
ConnateLondoner192 t1_jadibqb wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by 5hipy4rd
Yo mamma so fat when she survived the snap 10 other people had to vanish to keep the balance
Abides1948 t1_jadi8kb wrote
Reply to What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
The Saurus.
Drkindlycountryquack t1_jadofnp wrote
Reply to What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
Lubricunt