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Let’s get off of moms, cus I just got off yours! I mean I had to roll over twice to do it, but still!

Yo mama so fat, she’s probably predisposed to diabetes

I use to work in customer service and there were times my manager talked to me like a child.I’m in my early thirties and she was probably in her fifties. Idk I’m not good with ages.Glad I had to leave.

Edit. Sorry it’s was a female manager.

It's actually spelled dire-rear.

Yo mama so ugly that when Thanos saw her he made himself disappear.

Customer Service. If you think a Karen haircut is sexy you'll be in heaven.

And she's round

Did you know sex is hereditary? If your parents did not have it chances are you will not, either.

Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to clap.

Yes

Mine as well

2 cannibals were eating spaghetti and one says "I really hate my mother in law." The other says "so just eat around her"

Okay, here's a joke about ghosts

There's a big seminar about paranormal activities - the auditorium is full of people & a speaker gets up on stage

"Who here has seen a ghost? Raise your hands" Most of the audience raises a hand

"Okay, who here has had physical contact with a ghost?" Maybe 20 people raise their hands

"Now, who here has had sex with a ghost?" One guy in back raises his hand

"YOU, SIR! Please come up on stage!" The man comes forward and joins the speaker on stage

"Sir, can you please describe to our audience your experience having sex with a ghost"

"OH, I thought you said goat"

This is literally a shit post

I’m up to my neck here in clever comments.

Tis what tis.

A wasband

You certainly don’t want to eat either of them dry.

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“Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?

It runs in your jeans.”

Feel free to disregard but I think its got a better setup.

Sometimes you gotta bite the bullet and just tuck your jeans into your socks and ride out the storm..

This sounds like a word crime to me

Honestly?, big fingers, small screen, amusing typo...success!

They often serve booze with their food in the Caribbean, and the birds are very aggressive there. So if you are paying attention to your pie rates you should be aware, if you drink whiskey, of the jack sparrow.