Recent comments in /f/Jokes

mr_cigar t1_jadeepw wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:10 PM

Reply to comment by deadlyroute in "Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?" by lamelumi_

Was it a cow ghost?

Loggerdon t1_jade6az wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:08 PM

Reply to A slice of apple pie is $2.5 in Jamaica and $3.0 in the Bahamas. by InfiniteVoids

Upvote I guess...

AzLibDem t1_jaddevm wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:04 PM

Reply to I tragically lost my body in an accident, from the neck down by Competitive_Hotel332

My friend lost the entire left side of his body in an accident, but he's all right now.

Ok-Task-4702 t1_jadcf91 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:57 PM

Reply to comment by drako8255 in Once upon a time there were three friends by MiigPT

Gigitty

FirstNephiTreeFiddy t1_jadccqx wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:57 PM

Reply to comment by HOCKHOCKHOCKHOCKHOCK in A man is driving back home with a smile by NotabadHero

I got it from my primary care physician. I stopped taking it but unfortunately the damage it did was permanent. So if you decide to take it, know that you're playing with fire.

It's used in low doses to prevent male pattern baldness, and in high doses for MTF transitioning. My understanding is that it tricks your scalp into thinking you're female, so your hair doesn't fall out. If you take a lot of it, it will trick your whole body into thinking you're female.

georgejones09291987 t1_jadc84x wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:56 PM

Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019

Yo mama so fat her blood type is Cool Ranch.

Bloopyhead t1_jadc82o wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:56 PM

Reply to comment by Riskycrossbow69 in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019

Good one!

Alternative: The earth is flat because of her

WhosAGoodDoug t1_jadc2sx wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:55 PM

Reply to "Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?" by lamelumi_

Booooo

Diseased_Wombat t1_jadbvic wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:54 PM

Reply to What does noodles and girls have in common? by SlashYourAsh

If they’re still alive and kicking

HOCKHOCKHOCKHOCKHOCK t1_jadbgrn wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:51 PM

Reply to comment by FirstNephiTreeFiddy in A man is driving back home with a smile by NotabadHero

interesting.

where can i acquire this "Propecia"

FirstNephiTreeFiddy t1_jadb4be wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:49 PM

Reply to comment by HOCKHOCKHOCKHOCKHOCK in A man is driving back home with a smile by NotabadHero

I lasted 10 mins just this morning. Like an hour ago.

But my reproductive system is fucked up from taking Propecia, so I always struggle to finish quickly, or at all.

Edit: actually that's not completely true. When I use cannabis, I can orgasm easily.

deadlyroute t1_jadb43w wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:49 PM

Reply to "Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?" by lamelumi_

This joke is udderly amazing

Groucho-Marxist50 t1_jadaim6 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:45 PM

Reply to An emo and a leaf fall from the tree, who hits the ground first? by yeetinghelps

Ooooooh! Dark.

Corsicanpavis120 t1_jadago6 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:45 PM

Reply to "Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?" by lamelumi_

Ok that was clever

andreygrim t1_jad9jw7 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:39 PM

Reply to "Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?" by lamelumi_

That joke is wearing a bit thin.

rascible t1_jad9as7 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:37 PM

Reply to comment by iron_vet in They say kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray. by -WontLoversRevoltNow

Not Kool dude...

guppy2019 t1_jad957k wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:36 PM

Reply to Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020

It’s her famous clam chowder

gotbetterbro t1_jad8zif wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:35 PM

Reply to They say kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray. by -WontLoversRevoltNow

Say fuck off in a simpson sister voice yah welcome

astropiea211 t1_jad8tt7 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:34 PM

Reply to Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020

The first cannibal says to the second, if she was delicious, then I'm definitely having you for dessert.

rascible t1_jad8kll wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:33 PM

Reply to comment by Kixtay in What's a simple method for calculating the number of bees in a beehive? by TargetOfPerpetuity

Half a bee, philosophically, must ipso facto half not be.

nwvt420 t1_jad8gqs wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:32 PM

Reply to comment by They_conspire_ in Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met. by SionGest

I will also never spend 40 years trapped, working for the same company.

goon_platoon_72 t1_jad8aad wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:31 PM

Reply to comment by trucorsair in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont

Mario?

Nike_Decade_Bear t1_jad88b6 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:30 PM

Reply to A slice of apple pie is $2.5 in Jamaica and $3.0 in the Bahamas. by InfiniteVoids

Norm Macdonald

I am Thankful for the kindly ladies who leave pies upon their windowsills so an old chunk of coal like me might have a bite now and then.

Maleficent-Ad-2216 t1_jad83of wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:30 PM

Reply to Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont

And the opponent has committed suicide by tying his hands behind his back and shooting himself twice in the back of the head.

Groucho-Marxist50 t1_jad7z32 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:29 PM

Reply to I tragically lost my body in an accident, from the neck down by Competitive_Hotel332

I got nothing. I’ve been paralyzed from the neck up since birth.