Recent comments in /f/Jokes

Bright-Amphibian6681 t1_jad7ky5 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:26 PM

Reply to comment by HOCKHOCKHOCKHOCKHOCK in A man is driving back home with a smile by NotabadHero

Thought the same thing.

HOCKHOCKHOCKHOCKHOCK t1_jad7gu2 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:25 PM

Reply to comment by Bright-Amphibian6681 in A man is driving back home with a smile by NotabadHero

Yeah. Like a guy lasted 10 minutes...
it's not just me right?

Groucho-Marxist50 t1_jad758n wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:23 PM

Reply to Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020

Nothing like toe-mato soup, especially when served with finger sandwiches.

samuscrazy-123 t1_jad71wj wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:23 PM

Reply to comment by lijizhixing in A slice of apple pie is $2.5 in Jamaica and $3.0 in the Bahamas. by InfiniteVoids

So it would seem

galloping_skeptic t1_jad685i wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:17 PM

Reply to comment by MadNhater in My friend started a tattoo parlor that only accepts payment in the form of flashing. by issapenguin

Hey, let's not be too judgey. It could be fantasstic.

Excellent-Bowler86 t1_jad61af wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:16 PM

Reply to A slice of apple pie is $2.5 in Jamaica and $3.0 in the Bahamas. by InfiniteVoids

And corn prices down there?

A buck an ear

kompootor t1_jad59r9 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:11 PM

Reply to comment by sorrysorrymybad in Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020

You're right, the castaways doesn't work. There's gotta be another setup, though, that is a little more subtle than the the cannibals.

humorRus t1_jad5780 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:11 PM

Reply to A married couple are driving home from a party one night, and they run over a badger.. by Response-Cheap

and the badger says please fart to cover the smell

Ok-Set9726 t1_jad4nbr wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:07 PM

Reply to comment by Chernobyl-Chaz in Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met. by SionGest

Me too!

cherryhilljawnz t1_jad4es5 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:05 PM

Reply to comment by Hopefully_moreUnique in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48

Jesus christ monkey balls

cherryhilljawnz t1_jad474s wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:04 PM

Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48

I thought they make quack and afterwards they get all quacked out

reidzen t1_jad45kd wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:04 PM

Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48

Seven words in your joke and you still managed to misspell 'quack'

cherryhilljawnz t1_jad4313 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:03 PM

Reply to comment by bigghimself in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48

They put it ON THEIR BILL

George7744ll t1_jad3unq wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:02 PM

Reply to Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont

Unfortunately, this is not a joke for us.

harmanello t1_jad3uli wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:02 PM

Reply to comment by Lokivstheworld in boy: i wanna kiss your lips right now! by [deleted]

You sound like you'd be fun at parties!

Stahlbrand t1_jad3m4o wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:00 PM

Reply to comment by lijizhixing in A slice of apple pie is $2.5 in Jamaica and $3.0 in the Bahamas. by InfiniteVoids

Id rather watch big bang theory than have to know this joke exists and that i like it.

amblongus t1_jad3clo wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:58 PM

Reply to comment by Epic-Dude000 in Babies by gary6043

Or, tragically, 7/11 of a baby.

hanksypank t1_jad38k8 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:58 PM

Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48

Quacked me up

Bonk_like_Things t1_jad2w5e wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:55 PM

Reply to comment by MeadowRainbowshimmer in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019

And testicular distortion

No_Recognition4114 t1_jad2lab wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:53 PM

Reply to I tragically lost my body in an accident, from the neck down by Competitive_Hotel332

Yet in order to save your body, they had to amputate your head!

Xaconon t1_jad2l6k wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:53 PM

Reply to Why was 7 afraid of π? by SixGunJohnny

I hate math jokes more than the unfunny ones.

Inevitable_Block6913 t1_jad2b6j wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:52 PM

Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48

"it appears that you have 'anatataphobia' which is a fear of being watched by ducks, I suggest you go buy many loaves of bread and feed the ducks, feed ALL the ducks, FEED THEM!"

cherryhilljawnz t1_jad2ayp wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:52 PM

Reply to comment by deltadstroyer in My friend started a tattoo parlor that only accepts payment in the form of flashing. by issapenguin

Why wouldn't a flash bang work on Helen Keller?

she is dead

oisgonnabelikedat t1_jad27hv wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:51 PM

Reply to What do you call naked men standing on each other’s shoulders? by ScrunchieEnthusiast

The I'll-fall Tower

Tobio88 t1_jad2636 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:51 PM

Reply to My friend started a tattoo parlor that only accepts payment in the form of flashing. by issapenguin

A lot of dicks come in tho