Recent comments in /f/Jokes
greenthumb94 t1_jad1gds wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Duck weed
deltadstroyer t1_jad0vpq wrote
Reply to My friend started a tattoo parlor that only accepts payment in the form of flashing. by issapenguin
..."flashbang"
Henri_Dupont OP t1_jad0p7y wrote
The Kremlin announced their condolences to the family of an important Russian diplomat, who told me this joke, as his plane has unfortunately crashed. They then withdrew the announcement because the plane has not taken off yet.
Flush_Foot t1_jad0ni6 wrote
That’s how much you pay for a little slice in paradise?
Lokivstheworld t1_jad0cgx wrote
Reply to boy: i wanna kiss your lips right now! by [deleted]
Using boy and girl indicates underage sex acts. I would use man and woman next time.
Xaconon t1_jad0byd wrote
Reply to boy: i wanna kiss your lips right now! by [deleted]
The ones that can use a mouthwash!!!
ZeroZeta_ t1_jad08f9 wrote
Reply to boy: i wanna kiss your lips right now! by [deleted]
Yes!
Expensive-Original87 t1_jad03q2 wrote
Oh Futurama
WildCoyote369 t1_jaczy7h wrote
Reply to My friend started a tattoo parlor that only accepts payment in the form of flashing. by issapenguin
This would be genius if legal but bad for supplies. Not possible to buy ink with a memory of a sweet rack. Unless you use Polaroids and turn it into a currency some how? Identification screening for Age requirement is a Must. 18 and older.
There you go Reddit have fun...
always-paranoid t1_jaczx0p wrote
Reply to comment by hfhero in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
he should be... I know I am
edlee98765 t1_jaczrgk wrote
Yo ho ho!
EconomicsNeat8842 t1_jacznee wrote
Reply to What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
Literary Larson
Key-Ideal-9121 t1_jaczl5u wrote
Reply to comment by uberboogerhead in How to start ascending a flight of stairs: by KeckyOK
I heard that only works on the Spanish Steps.
Bright-Amphibian6681 t1_jacza9y wrote
Reply to A man is driving back home with a smile by NotabadHero
There is so many logical errors in this that my brain now hurts.
RandomBrakeLights t1_jacz30p wrote
Don’t tease me with those pie radii.
Jeremysredditpage t1_jacz0m6 wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
This one right here gave my sister cancer
SlightlyScruffy t1_jacypag wrote
Reply to boy: i wanna kiss your lips right now! by [deleted]
Richard Condon wrote a novel called The Vertical Smile some decades ago.
Oldtoolnshed t1_jacykx4 wrote
Reply to I had to start hiding cereal in my clothes so that my siblings couldn’t eat all of it. by Harmful_Sadness
Pops will be mad if he finds out
SorenoSanguinem t1_jacyk77 wrote
Reply to My friend started a tattoo parlor that only accepts payment in the form of flashing. by issapenguin
There's actually a place called Tit 4 Tat in Pensacola, Florida
oisgonnabelikedat t1_jacyh18 wrote
Reply to comment by iron_vet in They say kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray. by -WontLoversRevoltNow
RAFL
(rolling a fatty & laughing)
Figaro845 t1_jacxyez wrote
Wow this sub is fucking awful.
drako8255 t1_jacxumy wrote
Reply to comment by intheyard305 in Once upon a time there were three friends by MiigPT
A better term to be used is "Glen Quagmire"
CurryAddicted t1_jacxm3l wrote
Reply to comment by ComplexInflation6814 in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
I'm dead!! 😂
TryAgn747 t1_jacxihe wrote
Reply to My friend started a tattoo parlor that only accepts payment in the form of flashing. by issapenguin
∆ shows up with a pile of drip edge. What can I get for this?
cherryhilljawnz t1_jad24yp wrote
Reply to comment by SorenoSanguinem in My friend started a tattoo parlor that only accepts payment in the form of flashing. by issapenguin
Classy