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Got a laugh out of me, well done

Both

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Two inches is more than enough when it comes to snow.

Nah, then the punch line gets muddied. Why does the second castaway now miss the sister? Is it because the first one brought it up?

By setting the scene of them being castaways the listener would more naturally attribute the missing-feeling to isolation as opposed to resource constraints.

Too easy to miss the punchline in the ambiguity. The original was fine.

Yo mama’s so fat when she goes to the circus, the elephants throw HER peanuts

She too, will pass.

Thought the answer is snow balls

I like dark humor sometimes.

Ya I really like hung emos!

I like your attitude. Not only did you not throw in the towel, it's like you literally can't!
I was going to say grow a pair, but after reading I see you found them.

Afterwards they had a shower and washed their hair with.........you guessed it........Head & Shoulders.

You mean qwackaine

What if cannibals learnt about sex?

By beginning with "Two cannibals were...", you preview the punchline; which is fine enough since it's quite funny. But here's a possible amended setup:

> Two shipwrecked castaways are sitting down to their first real meal in weeks. The first one says: ...

This way, it's not completely obvious the punchline will be about cannibalism. I'm sure you could tighten the wording and further conceal it on the setup, making it even more effective.

Way to take it on the chin!

Duck weed

So one baby who kills the triplets and the twins from the other two?

Yea, I am sorry but I just can't anymore.

These jokes are so bad, they have to be written by children or something.

You all have fun with it, I am out.

Fuck you lol

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The man said "no, we just sell lemonade. But it's cold and it's fresh and it's all homemade! Can I get you a glass?"

That was arright