intheyard305 t1_jacn4fi wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:05 PM

Reply to Once upon a time there were three friends by MiigPT

I love it. But would just let the guy bend to pick it up and say they both went to hell. Also sex addict for male.

Epic-Dude000 t1_jacn1kf wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:05 PM

Reply to Babies by gary6043

So it may be 7 to 11 babies

hwisunyoo t1_jacmwbq wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:04 PM

Reply to An emo and a leaf fall from the tree, who hits the ground first? by yeetinghelps

The emo...

He was already grounded when his parents caught him wearing makeup

brdbag t1_jacmty0 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:03 PM

Reply to comment by slightlyswing639 in An emo and a leaf fall from the tree, who hits the ground first? by yeetinghelps

No one understands me, Leaf. Me alone!

deleteurselfoffhere t1_jacms5m wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:03 PM

Reply to What does noodles and girls have in common? by SlashYourAsh

It's not the noodles, it's the company

Chuck_Roaster t1_jacmn85 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:02 PM

Reply to comment by socio-pathetic in Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020

There’s something fishy about this comment…

[deleted] t1_jacmgri wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:00 PM

Reply to comment by ReviewGuilty5760 in Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020

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intheyard305 t1_jacmesf wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:00 PM

Reply to I tragically lost my body in an accident, from the neck down by Competitive_Hotel332

At least you can't be insulted now when people call you a nobody.

TwoTwoJohn t1_jacmedy wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:00 PM

Reply to comment by dontheconqueror in Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020

Was he a lepar too ?

yeetinghelps OP t1_jacmd5g wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:59 PM

Reply to comment by slightlyswing639 in An emo and a leaf fall from the tree, who hits the ground first? by yeetinghelps

This is even better than my post

slightlyswing639 t1_jacm8n3 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:58 PM

Reply to An emo and a leaf fall from the tree, who hits the ground first? by yeetinghelps

But before the emo jumped, he said, ‟no-one understands me, leaf me alone!”

mikehamm45 t1_jacm2bt wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:57 PM

Reply to comment by Ground2ChairMissile in Well, it's safe to say the boomers caused climate change... by YearLongSummer

Is this guy even old enough to be a dad? S/

I’m 41, dad, and burned many CDs

trucorsair t1_jacm0me wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:57 PM

Reply to comment by Eluinight in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont

He’s everywhere

intheyard305 t1_jacm00a wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:57 PM

Reply to What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon

Super fucking desperate

socio-pathetic t1_jaclx6l wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:56 PM

Reply to Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020

And the second one says- You should have tasted her before she died!

gdwoodard13 t1_jaclvkc wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:56 PM

Reply to Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont

This sub is for jokes, not world news.

saudkazia t1_jaclti1 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:55 PM

Reply to comment by cuevobat in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont

ground hog day?

YoloSwag3368 t1_jaclrn2 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:55 PM

Reply to Babies by gary6043

Man I love reposts

wetarmolen10 t1_jaclmsv wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:54 PM

Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48

Mike?

leon6663 t1_jaclmf2 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:54 PM

Reply to An emo and a leaf fall from the tree, who hits the ground first? by yeetinghelps

Because he used a safety rope to climb the tree to help a kitten stuck at the top right? RIGHT?! IS HE ALRIGHT?

littleb242 t1_jacljgs wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:53 PM

Reply to comment by SillyFlyGuy in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont

It should be on April fools day

[deleted] t1_jaclhm0 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:53 PM

Reply to comment by Wombat_Racer in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019

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[deleted] t1_jaclftw wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:52 PM

Reply to My friend started a tattoo parlor that only accepts payment in the form of flashing. by issapenguin

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yousmellandidont t1_jacl1eo wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:49 PM

Reply to "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa

Sunt

aleksem t1_jacknco wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:46 PM

Reply to comment by GoobyDuu in A man is in court to get a divorce by aLLcAPSiNVERSED

I also choose to hate this guys dead wife

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