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ReviewGuilty5760 t1_jacjjpd wrote
Reply to Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020
Two cannibals were eating Amy Schumer, the first one says "does this taste funny to you?" The second one says no
deleteurselfoffhere t1_jacjb20 wrote
Reply to What do you call a cheating husband? by DjuncleMC
Greg
nemmba t1_jacj8bz wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Not Quaaludes??
Yautja93 t1_jacj749 wrote
Reply to comment by Ok-Diamond-9781 in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
Yup, Putin vibes hahaha
SashaAvecDesVers t1_jacj65v wrote
Man... next election in 2024
Greg_Thunderpants t1_jacj3ul wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
She cannot store bigger files than 4GB
mackmackenzie t1_jaciw8t wrote
Reply to Yo Mama is like a bowling ball by ManuelNoryigga
Q: What's the difference between a bowling ball and yo mama?
A: You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball.
Wombat_Racer t1_jaciw6b wrote
Reply to comment by Skya_the_weirdo in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
Sorry for your loss... plz don't hate me
But...
Yo mamma's so fat the earth was flat till they buried her
ReviewGuilty5760 t1_jacivfu wrote
Reply to Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020
Two cannibals were eating Amy Schumer, the first one says "does this taste funny to you?" The second one says no
Virtual_Ad2690 t1_jacir2x wrote
Reply to What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
All these jokes I see are really getting more lame 😒
Wombat_Racer t1_jacikqm wrote
Reply to comment by leonscum in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
Yo mamma's so fat Chuck always climbs on top.
Coz he never fucks up, only fucks down!
Difficult-Reach-5205 t1_jaciioz wrote
Reply to My friend started a tattoo parlor that only accepts payment in the form of flashing. by issapenguin
cash of flash that's tit for tat sounds rad very well and glad.
BlaineBMA t1_jaci9a5 wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
If she eats a black hole, isn't she God?
Wombat_Racer t1_jaci8we wrote
Reply to comment by finger_licking_robot in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
Yo mamma's so fat I had to roll her in flour to find the wet bit
Loggerdon t1_jachysr wrote
Reply to comment by Wendals87 in I tragically lost my body in an accident, from the neck down by Competitive_Hotel332
It's hard to get ahead nowadays.
regulardave9999 t1_jachuxe wrote
Reply to comment by _memelord__ in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
But they need to go Cold Turkey.
twaslol t1_jach7la wrote
Reply to comment by Groucho-Marxist50 in "Don't criticise what you can't understand." - Bob Dylan by incredibleinkpen
Then don't criticize it
HospitalFirm1576 t1_jach5ld wrote
In 2024 he won’t be a president anymore
Imaginary-Donut7648 t1_jach2so wrote
Reply to comment by Chernobyl-Chaz in The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin. by Anaklysmos12345
My dick
Apollyon82 t1_jach0rj wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
Yo mama so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
producer35 t1_jacgqc4 wrote
Reply to comment by sintakks in A man was walking through the desert and passed a group of vultures feasting on a dead animal. by semaf0r0
Glad you were amused. I tried to think of a comment that was drop-dead funny but did the best with what I had and put it to rest.
Specialist-Look-7929 t1_jacgojm wrote
Reply to comment by NahLoso in A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door... by Gaphumbala
I finish a lot of emails with, "Let me know if you've any questions."
Improv13 t1_jacgjqa wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
Yo mama so old she knew Lucy as a baby.
TAway69420666 t1_jacggf3 wrote
Reply to Yo Mama is like a bowling ball by ManuelNoryigga
And she'll take down ten sticks in one go
RepresentativeTwo562 t1_jacjmka wrote
Reply to My friend started a tattoo parlor that only accepts payment in the form of flashing. by issapenguin
What is the flat rate?