Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Specialist-Look-7929 t1_jacg844 wrote
Reply to comment by Overagetussaud in Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met. by SionGest
What cop isnt?
theprocanvas t1_jacfxsy wrote
It is better than declaring election results 2 months after the election , don’t tell me it didn’t happen in U.S
sintakks t1_jacftxm wrote
Reply to comment by producer35 in A man was walking through the desert and passed a group of vultures feasting on a dead animal. by semaf0r0
Good thing I read this thread all the way through. Finally something funny. Or maybe a comment on all the other comments.
DutchOfBurdock t1_jacfs7b wrote
Reply to comment by cpassmore79 in Why was 7 afraid of π? by SixGunJohnny
It's the only time you can eat Pi, and still have it.
Profanic_Bird t1_jacfmvq wrote
Reply to comment by Truuuuuumpet in The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin. by Anaklysmos12345
And that's why they all suck-seed... at being c*nts!
Figgy20000 t1_jacfa93 wrote
Reply to comment by NarrowProfession2900 in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Hey, got any grapes?
Fit_Wolverine7706 t1_jacf2ov wrote
Reply to comment by GoobyDuu in A man is in court to get a divorce by aLLcAPSiNVERSED
I hate your wife too
ARobertNotABob t1_jacf1jk wrote
All opponents had mysterious falls from windows, so, if there's no competitors, there can only be one winner ...
Competitive-Ladder-3 t1_jaceyja wrote
Reply to comment by lykabettos in A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door... by Gaphumbala
If you pay for dinner ...
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hometownshame t1_jaceu33 wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Whatever the duck wants.
Maybe only iPhone users will get this.
jak94c t1_jaceoed wrote
Reply to My friend started a tattoo parlor that only accepts payment in the form of flashing. by issapenguin
Flash sale tats are always fun to be fair
Silt99 t1_jacefe8 wrote
Reply to comment by dontheconqueror in Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020
That was funnier than the joke!
Indifferentchildren t1_jace5lt wrote
oldnperverted t1_jace3la wrote
Sounds like Illinois in the last governor's race. A Chicago news station announced the winner less than 5 minutes after the pools closed.
EternallyImature t1_jacdzld wrote
Reply to comment by SillyFlyGuy in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
Someone needs to meme Putin in a leprechaun outfit.
1991michaelscarn t1_jacduhe wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Quack
doitup69 t1_jacdnhr wrote
Reply to My friend started a tattoo parlor that only accepts payment in the form of flashing. by issapenguin
Flash for flash
Truuuuuumpet t1_jacd6ow wrote
Reply to comment by Luke_low in The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin. by Anaklysmos12345
Well that sucks then :/
JeoffreyDommer t1_jaccxa9 wrote
Reply to I tried to hit on an IT woman by gilfromisrael
Should've gone for the back end.
LegendaryFlood t1_jaccop2 wrote
Don't what kind of spaghetti you been eating
engagedroadbed90 t1_jacclc6 wrote
Reply to What do you call a cheating husband? by DjuncleMC
For the dense (I know, but still...)
Mrs. Hippie.
GuaranteeHeavy3161 t1_jaccivx wrote
Reply to comment by ILive2Drum in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
AMENNN TO THATT!! We can talk all day about their skits and only cover about 10 % of their content .They did so much at such a little duration without compromising qualit, man. They will never be another duo like them.Glad Peele has made it as a promising director.Wonder what Key is doing right now.
Ok-Diamond-9781 t1_jacciqj wrote
Reply to comment by Yautja93 in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
"Hey, I've seen this one before."
rcp_5 t1_jacgbg1 wrote
Reply to comment by BenderDeLorean in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
Created for us comrade