Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Garnetknight t1_jaccg80 wrote
They haven't counted the votes from the "lost" mail trucks yet.
JoshB685 t1_jaccfce wrote
Reply to comment by balancedas in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
That’s a good one!
SlashYourAsh OP t1_jaccett wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What does noodles and girls have in common? by SlashYourAsh
Yess true
[deleted] t1_jaccaur wrote
Reply to comment by IrishTerminator in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
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Umster t1_jacc4oo wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
This joke is fowl
jekaprof t1_jacc3qx wrote
Reply to What do you call a cheating husband? by DjuncleMC
Wow that was amazing.
Thicklyevacuate413 t1_jacc39p wrote
Reply to What do you call a cheating husband? by DjuncleMC
Avogadro is twerking in his grave right now
[deleted] t1_jacc2oq wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
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validityiskey t1_jacc2kb wrote
Reply to comment by Matthewmacd123 in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Now this is funny.
LoudDecision3609 t1_jacc0gd wrote
Reply to comment by dontheconqueror in Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020
I think it’s “he was so furious he threw up his hands”
validityiskey t1_jacbw33 wrote
Reply to comment by Ek0mst0p in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Damn I was going to make this joke :/. Likeminds.
Fit_Wolverine7706 t1_jacbs4n wrote
Russian election results declared days before election : Russians believe it.
American election results declared, then votes re counted, double via machines n papers n challenged in courts who endorsed the results : Americans “ Nope we dont believe em”!
fluentlyRail471 t1_jacbl4m wrote
Not if you do not overcook them
Readerofreddi t1_jacbjed wrote
Reply to comment by Rupertredloh in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
>because of gravitational lensing
Great one!
SSSpectator t1_jacbj1r wrote
Reply to What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
I literally went in here not knowing what the punchline is and I said to myself I don’t know then looked at the punchline
hymie0 t1_jacbfvw wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
They did a story about her on Channel 5, and they had to borrow Channel 6.
Sh8knB8k240 t1_jacbddt wrote
Reply to comment by TraditionalRide8633 in I tragically lost my body in an accident, from the neck down by Competitive_Hotel332
Head off collision lol
SlashYourAsh OP t1_jacb9wk wrote
Reply to comment by logblpb_5 in What does noodles and girls have in common? by SlashYourAsh
Aha i see
[deleted] t1_jacb7og wrote
Reply to comment by sujaysukumar in How many months have 28 days? by CFCYYZ
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logblpb_5 t1_jacb7bt wrote
In some cultures, slurping is a sign of enjoyment
IrishTerminator t1_jacamar wrote
Reply to comment by trucorsair in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
Happy St. Puti.....nah I can't type that even as a joke
Sirius1701 t1_jacajii wrote
Reply to comment by Incognito_Echo in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
Rest in peace. He wasn't incognito enough.
Difficult-Factor9054 t1_jacae7c wrote
Simple,to not criticize that u don't understand
anterman365 t1_jaccgw0 wrote
Reply to I tragically lost my body in an accident, from the neck down by Competitive_Hotel332
I knew a guy once, he got his body chopped off. Some guy held his dick and chopped his body off. After that he was just a dick