Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Sakashar t1_jaca53q wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Quaackludes
theepi_pillodu t1_jac9x3k wrote
Reply to comment by bonezo in My friend started a tattoo parlor that only accepts payment in the form of flashing. by issapenguin
Dog grooming or dog breeding?
DrinkSavings4791 t1_jac9kcw wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
Yo momma so fat she can’t go swimming, either she’s in the pool or the water is
immortalfred t1_jac9agv wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
Yo mama so fat, it took falcon 9 100years to travel from her left ear to her right ear when she say her left ear cant hear clearly
Martyvf t1_jac9afe wrote
Sounds like the last American election 😳
Environmental-Win836 t1_jac96bi wrote
I don’t get it.
deceze t1_jac964x wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
But how much drugs would some ducks do do if some ducks could do some drugs?
mrmitchs t1_jac8drr wrote
Reply to Yo Mama is like a bowling ball by ManuelNoryigga
And there's always lots of beer involved.
ZombieHeyHeyHeyOh t1_jac8dbe wrote
Reply to comment by GoobyDuu in A man is in court to get a divorce by aLLcAPSiNVERSED
I also hate this guy's wife
Afraid-Amphibian-431 t1_jac8box wrote
Reply to Yo Mama is like a bowling ball by ManuelNoryigga
Jesus Christ
dontheconqueror t1_jac8690 wrote
Reply to comment by bainbrigge in Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020
The first cannibal was furious and threw his hands into the air.
ChillJam_band t1_jac81k0 wrote
Reply to comment by OptimalInefficiency in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
The little rubber ones are probably doing bath salts
SaintyetSinner t1_jac7pda wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
Yo mama so fat when she walks backwards she beeps like the garbage truck
Hpobjoy t1_jac7n1w wrote
Reply to "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
There is centre, central, census. So maybe it could be that if a word starts with CE, then it is pronounced S?
Few-Brick7594 t1_jac7ld6 wrote
When they meet, the snow melts
Oshowott253 t1_jac7a1h wrote
Reply to comment by gin_and_toxic in What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
Start at A and work your way through
theWet_Bandits t1_jac732l wrote
Reply to Yo Mama is like a bowling ball by ManuelNoryigga
And I have to take my shoes off in her house.
Crillmieste-ruH t1_jac720f wrote
This joke suck
rubyredboot t1_jac6tey wrote
Reply to comment by Puzzleheaded_Arm6363 in A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door... by Gaphumbala
All these jabronis are wrong. I know there are grammatical rules you must follow in professional and academic settings, but the only rule in English is that it must be understandable. All other rules are rubbish.
CK_HAMAD48 OP t1_jac6k1q wrote
Reply to comment by Appa-Yip in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Shut
bainbrigge t1_jac6cxf wrote
Reply to Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020
A third cannibal was late so was given the cold shoulder
bainbrigge t1_jac6be7 wrote
Reply to comment by DrRomeoChaire in Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020
He used a leaf to wipe?
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Terrible_Special_877 t1_jac67ba wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Plitzkin
producer35 t1_jacacu6 wrote
Reply to comment by Al_DeGaulle in A man was walking through the desert and passed a group of vultures feasting on a dead animal. by semaf0r0
Of corpse.