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I would reword the question to “What month has 28 days in it?”

Should the bee in the bonnet be counted as well?

I'm happy you found someone compatible with you! But your first experience should not be generalised - incels use these small incidents as justification to make blanket statements about half of humanity... just like right-wing Fox news-watching zealots, actually. They have no way of separating the joke from reality

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?

Bloody oath, I think we're all over due for a big lez marathon

After a successful raid on a circus, one cannibal asked the other, "Does this clown taste funny to you?"

Sounds like our presidential election in 2020 with Biden 🤣

Yo mama so fat when she fell down no one was laughing but the earth was cracking up.

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I don't get it

Quack cocaine 😂

🥸

An Orc walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder,

The barkeep says, "hey where'd you get that?"

The Parrot says, "durotar, they got 'em all over the place!"

Do not you dare correct my contractions!

Chuck is afraid of ur mom

that song was a great song and on repeat at the McCuckface household

You wouldn't like the unfiltered version

She must be German...

Your mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Duckweed.

Damn lol

Yo momma so fat and smelly, she wears new jersey around her neck as an air freshener.

I didn't even know Michael Jackson's monkey was still alive

keep your chin up