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balancedas t1_jac2p9a wrote on February 28, 2023 at 10:31 AM

Reply to comment by NarrowProfession2900 in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48

you got any vapes?

ExoticChef2 t1_jac2oxt wrote on February 28, 2023 at 10:31 AM

Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019

Thanos had to snap twice

contyk t1_jac2brl wrote on February 28, 2023 at 10:26 AM

Reply to I tragically lost my body in an accident, from the neck down by Competitive_Hotel332

Don't give up. You can still do bowling, for instance.

borealis345 t1_jac2aoi wrote on February 28, 2023 at 10:25 AM

Reply to A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door... by Gaphumbala

I'e

LazyiestCat t1_jac1wgx wrote on February 28, 2023 at 10:20 AM

Reply to comment by EnvironmentalDeal256 in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont

I thought it was 5th floor.... oops walking past 4th floor window arrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhh

Sayoria t1_jac1mj3 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 10:15 AM

Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48

Ploppers

badAssDude12 t1_jac14ip wrote on February 28, 2023 at 10:08 AM

Reply to comment by Yellow_-snow in Last night I had a dream that I was weightless.. by Response-Cheap

Photon: me too!

Aardvark51 t1_jac14ff wrote on February 28, 2023 at 10:08 AM

Reply to comment by aroace_wolf_boi in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden

"68 degrees? F in hell"

FaithPainkiller t1_jac12bg wrote on February 28, 2023 at 10:07 AM

Reply to comment by RedFive1976 in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019

So does her mama

Apprehensive_Pea_209 t1_jac0wdm wrote on February 28, 2023 at 10:05 AM

Reply to comment by GoobyDuu in A man is in court to get a divorce by aLLcAPSiNVERSED

She's not so bad, but the first guys wife is a cunt.

swapra t1_jac0v7p wrote on February 28, 2023 at 10:04 AM

Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48

Quack cocaine, I mean come on people xD!

Snoo_49500 t1_jac0f2l wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:58 AM

Reply to "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa

This cynical joke is a cynosure to celebrate on a city's citadel but cycling through this sub next week to see it cited by a cis celibate will certifiably circle around to my two cents of cyanide, Cinderella.

TraditionalRide8633 t1_jabzvt7 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:50 AM

Reply to I tragically lost my body in an accident, from the neck down by Competitive_Hotel332

It was a head on collision.

Incognito_Echo t1_jabzs4w wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:49 AM

Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019

Yo mama so fat she could birth 16 children at the exact same time before the doctors would even begin considering a cesarean.

Incognito_Echo t1_jabzh68 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:44 AM

Reply to comment by GerManiac77 in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019

I don’t get all the hype about Chuck Norris. If he was really tough, he’d come to my place and slam my head on the keyboatjahrjkdsjhrhjfkskajhshdhrjijdhsjhhsagg

Mission-Dimension-97 t1_jabzghb wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:44 AM

Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019

Yo mama so fat she and the sun circumorbit each other

superpowers335 t1_jabysrk wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:35 AM

Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019

Lol.

Terspet t1_jabykao wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:31 AM

Reply to comment by Bruhdale-dingle in The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin. by Anaklysmos12345

Its better to cum in the sink than sinking in the cum

Anaklysmos12345 OP t1_jaby3h3 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:24 AM

Reply to comment by Murky-Refrigerator11 in The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin. by Anaklysmos12345

Oops

Anaklysmos12345 OP t1_jaby1dm wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:24 AM

Reply to comment by Rude-League-4716 in The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin. by Anaklysmos12345

I just couldn‘t weite it better. It’s meant to be II

radiogeekau t1_jabxx6u wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:22 AM

Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48

Goddammit! I laughed at that so hard! Take my damn upvote!!

Luke_low t1_jabxuv8 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:21 AM

Reply to comment by Alternative-Camel-25 in The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin. by Anaklysmos12345

Budgie Birds don't have teeth.

Alternative-Camel-25 t1_jabxup9 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:21 AM

Reply to comment by Luke_low in The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin. by Anaklysmos12345

What's big, grey, full of semen and lies at the bottom of the ocean. Either a submarine OR Moby's Dick.

Swordidaffair t1_jabxnpc wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:18 AM

Reply to "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa

Not necessarily

Alternative-Camel-25 t1_jabxmex wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:17 AM

Reply to comment by Luke_low in The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin. by Anaklysmos12345

Nothing suck-seeds like a toothless Budgie.