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Russia has announced that putin has won the next 10 elections opposition member have either fallen ill or gone missing

Yo mamma so fat it took 3 weeks to upload her selfie to the cloud.

Two in Latin is duo. I don’t get the joke

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yo momma so fat…

…she needs a boomerang to put on a belt.

…she absorbs chuck norris kicks.

…she thought it was safe to fart in the pool and caused a hurricane.

…court ordered her to wear a backup cam to stop sittin on children and small animals.

…she makes the kool-aid man say, “oh no!”

…when she tans with oil kids get a free slip n’ slide.

…her thigh gap has been compared to the san andreas fault.

…she finds more change between her rolls than her couch.

…she uses a jack-hammer as a vibrator.

Cerulean blue.

He always wins!

By his name.

It’s a me, Mario

just another approach but… yo momma so fat when she’s on anyone’s mind their neck break

I was in a 12 step program once, but I couldn’t count that high.

They have a less credible election then china with their single party democracy.

In 2008 advertising was even more direct. "March 2 — election of the president Dmitry Medvedev"

No, you’re thinking of a goose.

Anyone who disagrees will fall out of a fourth floor window.

You wouldn't be making this joke if you'd read a biography of Einstein.

I swerved to avoid her in my car and ran out of petrol

Commodore Vic 20

What’s the song?

Yo mama so enormous...brought to you by Puffin Books.

Ah bird jokes...

These are going right over my head.

Do you want to buy some?

A jackal boards an airplane with a dead Thomson's gazelle under one arm, and a dead meerkat under the other.

The flight attendant looks at him and says, "I'm sorry sir, only one carrion per customer."

I see you found another one