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Menelatency t1_jabt4gy wrote
Reply to comment by bigghimself in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
His money don’t jingle jingle, it folds
Brownpride8890 t1_jabt34x wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
She sat on her iphone and it turned into a iPad
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_jabt29f wrote
Reply to I had to start hiding cereal in my clothes so that my siblings couldn’t eat all of it. by Harmful_Sadness
I tried that but ended up with shredded feet
Nihmen t1_jabsxdn wrote
Reply to comment by bigghimself in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
You mean. Howdoes a Duck snort cocaine? They use bills
Complex-Bluejay824 t1_jabswqi wrote
Reply to comment by bigghimself in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
*in small bills
Complex-Bluejay824 t1_jabsvkn wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
They're quackheads
bonezo t1_jabssjo wrote
Reply to My friend started a tattoo parlor that only accepts payment in the form of flashing. by issapenguin
Do they do dog grooming on the side? Butts for Mutts?
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Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
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Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
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wholesomechunk t1_jabsa1k wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
I used to do ducks, I still do, but I used to, too.
wakarich t1_jabs540 wrote
Reply to comment by The_Friendly_Simp in Why was 7 afraid of π? by SixGunJohnny
I just figured food was the way to their heart and when they were together they 8
Proud_kiwi49 t1_jabrq1q wrote
Reply to "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
60 years ago, my English teacher taught me that C was pronounced as an S when followed by an e, i or y. I believe that it is still valid.
Bo-Nobody t1_jabrojg wrote
Reply to "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
I guess that makes cell space a special place.
666pool t1_jabrkuf wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
When she goes to a buffet they have to hire seasonal help.
666pool t1_jabrd7g wrote
Reply to comment by Rupertredloh in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
That would be so dense
DutchOfBurdock t1_jabrckc wrote
Reply to comment by OlyScott in What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
Ahh yes, isn't that the parent species of the Antonymadactil and Synonymosaurus?
Deepseadude t1_jabr6b5 wrote
Reply to comment by Ek0mst0p in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
This is golden
4eburdanidze t1_jabr5ga wrote
Elections are overvalued. At least smthg is wrong with elections, if guys like GW Bush, Trump or Biden become presidents
GerManiac77 t1_jabquzt wrote
Reply to comment by always-paranoid in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
„Chuck Norris… Never heard of her“ Bud Spencer
yeahnothanks12367 t1_jabqtd2 wrote
Reply to comment by Puzzleheaded_Arm6363 in A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door... by Gaphumbala
i understood just fine
K16w32a2r4k8 t1_jabqo5i wrote
Reply to comment by Hickory137 in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
Welcome.
K16w32a2r4k8 t1_jabql2i wrote
Reply to comment by justhereforthesixty9 in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
We’ll see.
K16w32a2r4k8 t1_jabqjcf wrote
Reply to comment by feyrath in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
Yeah, I had a running argument with a fake Trump a few years back.
K16w32a2r4k8 t1_jabqby0 wrote
Reply to comment by 4Plus20MakesHappy in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
Yeah, Rs do that all the time.
IronicBunny t1_jabt576 wrote
Reply to comment by Specialist-Tale-5899 in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
It’s really worth watching! Very entertaining. Ice Cube Jr looks exactly like his dad.