Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Geniusest t1_jabppsd wrote
SuspiciousPeanut251 t1_jabpolx wrote
Reply to "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
It’s all come full-Circle
AdenaDee t1_jabpjtx wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Quacaine
humorRus t1_jabp20y wrote
Reply to A Muslim martyrs himself and upon death he arrives in Paradise to find his 72 virgins. by nwa747
So I guess Paradise is a basement in your parents home
Any_Werewolf_3691 t1_jaboxco wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
your family picture is an aerial photograph.
Used to love yo mamma joke competitions when I was a kid and didn't know any better.
Cybear_Tron t1_jabovbn wrote
Reply to comment by SmackEh in "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
I am pretty certain, with jokes like this, you will never cease to be not celibate. I think you should not celebrate that.
Mikesaidit36 t1_jabouj1 wrote
Funny, because in the States, the Russiapublicans announce election fraud before the elections, and have been undermining elections for 20+ years since they realize their policies aren’t popular enough to get them elected on that basis alone.
Cybear_Tron t1_jaboqzw wrote
Reply to comment by Vintagespinage in "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
Celebrate with Cyanide to Cease
ExplorerTotal8449 t1_jaboj1a wrote
Reply to comment by SillyFlyGuy in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
Well it's putins day
Different-Result-859 t1_jabog5s wrote
Reply to comment by nlmf in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
Devil just reminding them what they are missing out on. Air conditioning once a decade for 10 minutes.
tagjohnson t1_jabo303 wrote
...and Joe Biden has won re-election.
Jolly-Order-8888 t1_jabo2zi wrote
WildBoy-72 t1_jabnw5k wrote
kitkat_kathone t1_jabne7w wrote
Reply to comment by Boot_Effective in My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
If you do it the extreme way you can literally put your balls back where they dropped from lol
Saiitek t1_jabn470 wrote
I don't get the Joke? I'm 140% sure that's just a story from russia
Rob2520 t1_jabmw7i wrote
Reply to What do you call a cool rabbit? by [deleted]
A bunn-aaayyy
Constant_Ad_2775 t1_jabmh54 wrote
Reply to A married couple are driving home from a party one night, and they run over a badger.. by Response-Cheap
Reminds me of the man that wanted to keep a goat in the bedroom. His wife was horrified, “what about the smell” she exclaimed. Her husband calmly replied, “he’ll get used to it. I did.”
Equivalent-Sport-253 t1_jabmgzv wrote
And joe biden wins the election in Russia
MadNhater t1_jabmbwx wrote
Reply to comment by gt0075b in My friend started a tattoo parlor that only accepts payment in the form of flashing. by issapenguin
You’ll get a shitty tattoo instead of a titillating one.
MelCre t1_jabmbon wrote
Reply to comment by cuevobat in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
Prais the lord!
Zadok47 t1_jabm1j5 wrote
We didn't burn CDs, we burned bras and pot.
Crazy_Activity1948 t1_jablvht wrote
Reply to comment by Bruhdale-dingle in The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin. by Anaklysmos12345
I think you mean… semen?
Murky-Refrigerator11 t1_jablquj wrote
Ngl I thought OP might change seamen to semen
Murky-Refrigerator11 t1_jablp79 wrote
Seaman singular my friend
Sargen_Sliza t1_jabptfn wrote
Reply to comment by joopface in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
Not on my watch