Recent comments in /f/Jokes
OlyScott t1_jabli7s wrote
Reply to comment by DutchOfBurdock in What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
His arch enemy is the thesaurus.
Brobotz t1_jablgor wrote
Reply to comment by greenvillain in A Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator.. by Robustrogue
That’s why is was so weird.
Groucho-Marxist50 t1_jablfui wrote
Reply to How many months have 28 days? by CFCYYZ
My wife’s
greenvillain t1_jabley9 wrote
Reply to comment by Brobotz in A Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator.. by Robustrogue
Idk, but it didn't really add anything to the joke anyway
Murky-Refrigerator11 t1_jableu2 wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Should have been qwackaine
unsalted52 t1_jablbsq wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Quacking (quackaine)
uberboogerhead t1_jablaqh wrote
Reply to comment by TheVyper3377 in How to start ascending a flight of stairs: by KeckyOK
To fall down a longer flight of stairs, apply Fibonacci sequence…
BeenThere11 t1_jabl52d wrote
Reply to A married couple are driving home from a party one night, and they run over a badger.. by Response-Cheap
The badger ran after just a minute between the legs
Brobotz t1_jabl4ls wrote
Why did OP spell it as “bl@ck” and then avoided using the word for the rest of the joke?
Jaque_LeCaque t1_jabkv26 wrote
Reply to comment by WebWreckerZero in The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin. by Anaklysmos12345
Don't forget his sidekick, Swallow.
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jkarnacki t1_jabkfxq wrote
So who wants to break the news to Mr Brown, about his testicular cancer?
uthini_mfowethu t1_jabkfok wrote
Reply to My friend started a tattoo parlor that only accepts payment in the form of flashing. by issapenguin
I have man boobs, where do I pay?
ErlingSigurdson t1_jabkc4q wrote
Reply to comment by humpra in A Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator.. by Robustrogue
No, he just tells everyone regardless of asking.
Bobbyoot47 t1_jabkafp wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
They asked her what she wanted on her hamburger. She said a hotdog.
She puts mayonnaise on her aspirin.
She wears a wristwatch on each arm, she covers two time zones.
She got on a weigh scale and the read out said “one at a time, please.”
She goes jogging she leaves a trail of potholes.
She wears high heels she strikes oil.
Her bathtub have stretch marks.
When she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house.
During sex guys ask directions.
You want to have sex with her you got a dip her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Worried-Disaster-922 t1_jabk8ln wrote
Reply to comment by Ground2ChairMissile in Well, it's safe to say the boomers caused climate change... by YearLongSummer
Exactly. Burning cds was Gen X. I have the skinny colored jewel cases and Sharpie-labeled discs to prove it. (Also have my cassettes)
United-Emu-6654 t1_jabk5ff wrote
This one isn't really a joke - when he was running for 3rd term, a few days before the election the ruling party's brochure was leaked, saying "Today people of Russia together as one showed they ultimate support to Vladimir Putin blah blah blah.." He got 64% days later
dgrant92 t1_jabk04w wrote
Newly announced: all Putin's opponent's funerals will be in three days hence....thanks for playing! Fox Nooose....
FlyGirl787 t1_jabjzop wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Quack Cocaine.
humpra t1_jabjzk8 wrote
This implies everyone asks how much his testicles weigh. Should I be concerned?
ILive2Drum t1_jabjupe wrote
Reply to comment by GuaranteeHeavy3161 in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
All classics, I really love the loco ones. Remember front hand back hand? And the bone thugs and harmony parody was fucking gold, they did them so well lmao and BLACK ICE HAD ME ROLLING and racist zombies and the cooking shows one dude now I don’t know what IS my actual favorite now!
d01phi t1_jabjizj wrote
Reply to comment by Candan55 in "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
Certainly certified by citings in centuries of circular letters
BurnTheCloak t1_jabjhhi wrote
Reply to comment by BloodiedBlues in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
We need an artist in here, stat!
Disastrous_Night_80 t1_jabjb64 wrote
They will run it like old style Soviet election. You put "DA" in one box or they put you in the other one
ConversationSoggy472 t1_jabljeq wrote
Reply to comment by marycartlizer in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
That's funny asf 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂