Recent comments in /f/Jokes
forkedquality t1_jabj3lh wrote
Reply to comment by JackJack65 in Why should you never tell a chemistry joke? by stinky_cheese33
Couldn't curium, huh?
MeadowRainbowshimmer t1_jabj2wk wrote
Reply to comment by CreativestName69420 in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
And a heart attack
RUBBERDUCKLOVESCAKE t1_jabiyua wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Quack
GuaranteeHeavy3161 t1_jabiwgj wrote
Reply to comment by ILive2Drum in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
I can't even say a favourite,man.I may have watched everything more than 3 times, I should take myself out often.Some I frequent are Slap-ass,Loco one and the Tim Cook one.Shame they stopped making them.
Tricky_Exercise_7413 t1_jabitwg wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Oh boi, that Qwack me up!! 😂
FrenTimesTwo OP t1_jabitkc wrote
Reply to comment by AryaNunya in Why did the raisin cross the road ? by FrenTimesTwo
That joke is extra crispy
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Reply to comment by Hickory137 in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
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Al_DeGaulle t1_jabijjw wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
Yo mama so fat I had to take the subway and two buses to get on her good side.
Advocate_Diplomacy t1_jabigr1 wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Mallarduana. Preferably via aqualung.
Al_DeGaulle t1_jabi4wi wrote
Reply to What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
I'm at a loss for words.
TheClincher7 t1_jabi3k2 wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
What drug does a lizard use?
Mariguana
ILive2Drum t1_jabhwuc wrote
Reply to comment by GuaranteeHeavy3161 in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
Watched every episode 3 different times so you can say I’m pretty familiar with the show. Favorite skit is Jimenez.
YuuHikari t1_jabhvwj wrote
Seamen are tight.
Tidesticky t1_jabhrca wrote
Reply to comment by ChilliPeppah1 in A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door... by Gaphumbala
Check the banana stand for latest banana to $ xchange rate
PrA2107 t1_jabhr5q wrote
Reply to comment by Riskycrossbow69 in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
Dang
Capt_Den t1_jabhmjd wrote
Reply to My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
She handled the situation in the best way she could.
Candan55 t1_jabhl1y wrote
Reply to I had to start hiding cereal in my clothes so that my siblings couldn’t eat all of it. by Harmful_Sadness
This is grrrrrreeeaaat!
Tidesticky t1_jabhk63 wrote
Reply to comment by NahLoso in A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door... by Gaphumbala
It's the latest rage in Southern Iowa
benji_014 t1_jabhjss wrote
Reply to comment by redriverrunning in A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door... by Gaphumbala
You’ve no idea. It does seem to work in the present tense in some cases. Maybe what’s off about this is that the emphasis rests on the verb that get contracted out, whereas the emphasis in my little example rests on the subject.
cpassmore79 t1_jabhirf wrote
Reply to Why was 7 afraid of π? by SixGunJohnny
Worrying about pi is a neverending affair...
GuaranteeHeavy3161 t1_jabh84c wrote
Reply to comment by ILive2Drum in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
Thought no one will get it lol
Boot_Effective t1_jabgo2v wrote
Reply to comment by kitkat_kathone in My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
And the balls make a huge cameltoe.
MoggFanatic t1_jabgn6c wrote
Reply to comment by Ahshalon_Tenisk in I tried to hit on an IT woman by gilfromisrael
Error: Username is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported (to HR)
mongtongbong t1_jabgj9m wrote
Reply to Why was 7 afraid of π? by SixGunJohnny
why was it so sad when 3 died? He was in his prime
Tricky_Exercise_7413 t1_jabj5tp wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Oh boi, that Qwack me up