Tricky_Exercise_7413 t1_jabj5tp wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:07 AM

Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48

Oh boi, that Qwack me up

forkedquality t1_jabj3lh wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:07 AM

Reply to comment by JackJack65 in Why should you never tell a chemistry joke? by stinky_cheese33

Couldn't curium, huh?

MeadowRainbowshimmer t1_jabj2wk wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:06 AM

Reply to comment by CreativestName69420 in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019

And a heart attack

RUBBERDUCKLOVESCAKE t1_jabiyua wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:05 AM

Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48

Quack

GuaranteeHeavy3161 t1_jabiwgj wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:04 AM

Reply to comment by ILive2Drum in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019

I can't even say a favourite,man.I may have watched everything more than 3 times, I should take myself out often.Some I frequent are Slap-ass,Loco one and the Tim Cook one.Shame they stopped making them.

Tricky_Exercise_7413 t1_jabitwg wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:03 AM

Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48

Oh boi, that Qwack me up!! 😂

FrenTimesTwo OP t1_jabitkc wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:03 AM

Reply to comment by AryaNunya in Why did the raisin cross the road ? by FrenTimesTwo

That joke is extra crispy

[deleted] t1_jabit2n wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:03 AM

Reply to comment by Hickory137 in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont

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Al_DeGaulle t1_jabijjw wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:00 AM

Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019

Yo mama so fat I had to take the subway and two buses to get on her good side.

Advocate_Diplomacy t1_jabigr1 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:59 AM

Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48

Mallarduana. Preferably via aqualung.

Al_DeGaulle t1_jabi4wi wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:56 AM

Reply to What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon

I'm at a loss for words.

TheClincher7 t1_jabi3k2 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:55 AM

Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48

What drug does a lizard use?

Mariguana

ILive2Drum t1_jabhwuc wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:53 AM

Reply to comment by GuaranteeHeavy3161 in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019

Watched every episode 3 different times so you can say I’m pretty familiar with the show. Favorite skit is Jimenez.

YuuHikari t1_jabhvwj wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:53 AM

Reply to The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin. by Anaklysmos12345

Seamen are tight.

Tidesticky t1_jabhrca wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:52 AM

Reply to comment by ChilliPeppah1 in A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door... by Gaphumbala

Check the banana stand for latest banana to $ xchange rate

PrA2107 t1_jabhr5q wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:52 AM

Reply to comment by Riskycrossbow69 in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019

Dang

Capt_Den t1_jabhmjd wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:50 AM

Reply to My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2

She handled the situation in the best way she could.

Candan55 t1_jabhl1y wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:50 AM

Reply to I had to start hiding cereal in my clothes so that my siblings couldn’t eat all of it. by Harmful_Sadness

This is grrrrrreeeaaat!

Tidesticky t1_jabhk63 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:49 AM

Reply to comment by NahLoso in A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door... by Gaphumbala

It's the latest rage in Southern Iowa

benji_014 t1_jabhjss wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:49 AM

Reply to comment by redriverrunning in A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door... by Gaphumbala

You’ve no idea. It does seem to work in the present tense in some cases. Maybe what’s off about this is that the emphasis rests on the verb that get contracted out, whereas the emphasis in my little example rests on the subject.