Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Rupertredloh t1_jabbopn wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
When yo mama walks in front of the tv you don't miss anything because of gravitational lensing.
and I'm kinda mad because I have to tell this joke again...
CWIuDT t1_jabbgpd wrote
Maj_BeauKhaki t1_jabb829 wrote
Reply to My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
I don't Gaetz it.
CWIuDT t1_jabb2wc wrote
Reply to "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
I think that’s a pretty casual answer.
riccobo4 t1_jabayd4 wrote
Reply to Why was 7 afraid of π? by SixGunJohnny
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a six offender
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Reply to comment by Ek0mst0p in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
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Eluinight t1_jabaskr wrote
Reply to comment by trucorsair in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
“Don’t a worry” sounds mighty Italian to be Russian.
Actual_Mortician t1_jabap8l wrote
Reply to comment by Fred_The_Mando_Guy in The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin. by Anaklysmos12345
A kiddlee divey too, wooden shoe?
Sir-Viette t1_jabal1s wrote
Reply to comment by anon-mally in "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
A cesspool of cereal up to the ceiling.
Cucum3er_ t1_jabaj5b wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Grapes.
sujaysukumar t1_jabagtc wrote
Reply to How many months have 28 days? by CFCYYZ
Except the month on which i died.
perspectivecheck2022 t1_jab9jrm wrote
Reply to How many months have 28 days? by CFCYYZ
all.
zipflop t1_jab9cjg wrote
Reply to What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
Lost for words?
Lem0n_Lem0n t1_jab991j wrote
Reply to comment by Accurate-Memory261 in How to start ascending a flight of stairs: by KeckyOK
Step 1
Step 2
Step 3
Step 4
Step 6
Step 9
Step 13
Step 18
FailUpUpDownDownABSS t1_jab95cu wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Mallard Amphetamine
Destroyer_Of_World5 t1_jab9048 wrote
Reply to comment by Xaconon in How many months have 28 days? by CFCYYZ
They all have at least 28 days in them.
klowder42 t1_jab8gh0 wrote
Reply to Why was 7 afraid of π? by SixGunJohnny
because 7's friend said she was getting fat
wlherbort t1_jab8f5y wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Quack Cocaine
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Reply to comment by GoobyDuu in A man is in court to get a divorce by aLLcAPSiNVERSED
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ryanim0sity t1_jab84gl wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Crystal meth?
Puzzleheaded_Arm6363 t1_jab81ye wrote
Reply to comment by redriverrunning in A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door... by Gaphumbala
Thanks bud.
CreativestName69420 t1_jab807c wrote
Reply to comment by dgm42 in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
Except about 1/8 of the way through the flesh-eating virus got diabetes
StrangerSuspicious39 t1_jab7ztx wrote
Reply to A man was walking through the desert and passed a group of vultures feasting on a dead animal. by semaf0r0
a coyote tries to board a plane with two dead rabbits, the attendant says only one carrion allowed.
Chernobyl-Chaz t1_jabbrw9 wrote
Reply to The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin. by Anaklysmos12345
What’s long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.