Recent comments in /f/Jokes
archit1405 t1_jab7qq3 wrote
Reply to comment by Puzzleheaded_Arm6363 in A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door... by Gaphumbala
Even the OP isn't a native. And he's American
Beneficial-Badger-61 t1_jab7qp3 wrote
Don't roger the cabin boy
Medical_Stick_1115 t1_jab7j0t wrote
Reply to comment by TheVyper3377 in How to start ascending a flight of stairs: by KeckyOK
Bro fell up.
HawtSinnamon OP t1_jab7ehk wrote
Reply to comment by flt1 in What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
Perfection
Hickory137 t1_jab7d43 wrote
Reply to comment by K16w32a2r4k8 in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
Thank you for continuing the tradition of putting the real joke in the comments.
gk666 t1_jab7281 wrote
Putin announced that Putin has won
Puzzleheaded_Arm6363 t1_jab6zt3 wrote
Reply to comment by lykabettos in A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door... by Gaphumbala
Thanks.
redriverrunning t1_jab6uzn wrote
Reply to comment by Puzzleheaded_Arm6363 in A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door... by Gaphumbala
It’s not correct even though it is understandable. “You’ve gone to the store” is a correct usage because “you have gone” is in the present perfect tense and is an appropriate use of the contraction “you’ve.” It isn’t normally used as a contraction for other tenses, such as “will you have” or “did you have” and so on.
Evening_Essay_1461 t1_jab6ra3 wrote
Reply to comment by errol_timo_malcom in "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
69 likes im afraid to change it
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ducknumber4 t1_jab6gi3 wrote
Reply to comment by QuackedOutDuck in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
These jokes put me in a fowl mood too.
Puzzleheaded_Arm6363 t1_jab6fc2 wrote
Reply to comment by NahLoso in A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door... by Gaphumbala
Thank you.
lykabettos t1_jab6e1q wrote
Reply to comment by Puzzleheaded_Arm6363 in A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door... by Gaphumbala
No. The "have" in "will you have sex" cannot be contracted to "will you've sex."
FrenTimesTwo OP t1_jab6bbb wrote
Reply to comment by cjosterreicher in Why did the raisin cross the road ? by FrenTimesTwo
I am 46 and still in kindergarten, so don’t judge
NahLoso t1_jab6b4c wrote
Reply to comment by Puzzleheaded_Arm6363 in A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door... by Gaphumbala
AFAIK, you only use "'ve" when the verb "have" is being used as a helping verb. But that may not be a rule. What you did may be grammatically correct but just uncommon.
Anchovy23 t1_jab65tp wrote
Reply to Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met. by SionGest
47! Was it my delivery?
Puzzleheaded_Arm6363 t1_jab618m wrote
Reply to comment by dwe2198 in A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door... by Gaphumbala
Man, I love to tell this to my friend. But I really dont want to give him the idea.
Punkeewalla t1_jab613i wrote
Reply to Why did the raisin cross the road ? by FrenTimesTwo
Why the chicken cross the beach? To get to the other tide.
Rutin_2tin_Putin t1_jab60uw wrote
Reply to comment by mad_titanz in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
As well as being conveniently falling from a 30 story high balcony
cjosterreicher t1_jab5y2v wrote
Reply to Why did the raisin cross the road ? by FrenTimesTwo
when I was in kindergarten my 5 year old classmate told me this joke...
Nateco1221 t1_jab5rno wrote
Reply to "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
Alright, at first I didn't laugh, but then I did.
K16w32a2r4k8 t1_jab5rlc wrote
Reply to comment by Hickory137 in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
Yes, it’s hard to hold a beer while driving in a race. It’s a good thing Biden is president in America now so we don’t have to suffer under Trump’s mis-management anymore.
Puzzleheaded_Arm6363 t1_jab5qxs wrote
Reply to comment by NahLoso in A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door... by Gaphumbala
Me neither...but im not a native english speaker. Curious if that's right?
Catpitalsea t1_jab5ktj wrote
Reply to How many months have 28 days? by CFCYYZ
Lies!
AryaNunya t1_jab7rtu wrote
Reply to Why did the raisin cross the road ? by FrenTimesTwo
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from Col. Sanders