Recent comments in /f/Jokes
tycr0 t1_jab5csh wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
The one I gave lsd to def did lsd.
Finster4 t1_jab56p8 wrote
Reply to How many months have 28 days? by CFCYYZ
They all do
craftilyPlunge889 t1_jab535h wrote
Reply to Why did the raisin cross the road ? by FrenTimesTwo
Why did the chicken cross the theme park ……… To get to the other ride
GoobyDuu t1_jab4wl2 wrote
Reply to A man is in court to get a divorce by aLLcAPSiNVERSED
I also hate my wife.
Zygarde718 t1_jab4tts wrote
Reply to What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
What a way to word it!
Bugtotes t1_jab4spf wrote
Reply to comment by ztreHdrahciR in They say kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray. by -WontLoversRevoltNow
That pun sounds filtered.
WingZeroCoder t1_jab4oyq wrote
Reply to comment by Zealousideal-Rice568 in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
There may still be over 25% of the vote left with a rapidly diminishing gap, but by golly, Fox News will call it if they have to break that water main themselves!
Bugtotes t1_jab4o6u wrote
Reply to comment by Medical_Arrival_3880 in My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
With a chocolate center
Bugtotes t1_jab4lf4 wrote
Reply to comment by ChilliPeppah1 in My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
Those are called moose-knuckles now.
Kkbw2387 t1_jab4h48 wrote
Reply to How many months have 28 days? by CFCYYZ
12
AE_WILLIAMS t1_jab4g2w wrote
Reply to comment by GoobyDuu in The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin. by Anaklysmos12345
If I had said 'nautical,' it would have been a copyright violation...
FrenTimesTwo t1_jab4d2u wrote
Russia ?
alogbetweentworocks t1_jab48l7 wrote
Reply to comment by momentimori in The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin. by Anaklysmos12345
Roger is a boy?
HauntingPerspective2 t1_jab45gh wrote
Reply to How many months have 28 days? by CFCYYZ
Pretty much all of them
RaleighBahn t1_jab455a wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
When she gets out of the chair she gotta take three steps before her ass leaves the cushion
fidormula t1_jab41i6 wrote
Reply to comment by YearLongSummer in Well, it's safe to say the boomers caused climate change... by YearLongSummer
I remember 5.25" floppy disks, son. I played Robot Odyssey on a Tandy something or other and I need my heating pad!
Bugtotes t1_jab411k wrote
Reply to What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
If you steal a Tesla,
….Do you have to rename it an Edison?
NahLoso t1_jab40v8 wrote
Reply to comment by dwe2198 in A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door... by Gaphumbala
I don't think I've ever seen "you've" used like that. 😳
Johnny_Vest_Up t1_jab3yc4 wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
She plays musical chairs with couches…
palebluedotcitizen OP t1_jab3y0n wrote
Reply to comment by pie-en-argent in My wife found a cute baby skunk on our holiday by palebluedotcitizen
Haha
herrbdog t1_jab3ovq wrote
Reply to comment by rxricks in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
he came back later for condoms, the shopkeep asked, "should i put that on your bill?"
"no sir! i'm not that kind of duck!"
MoeBlacksBack t1_jab37hw wrote
Reply to comment by missionbeach in An actual joke that was told by Jews during World War II by hraeswelg
5000
Ground2ChairMissile t1_jab30d0 wrote
What the hell are you talking about, boomers never burned CDs. They're still clutching their cassette tapes.
flt1 t1_jab2wkp wrote
Reply to What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
Not sure, but the crime was filed under vocaburglary
Xaconon t1_jab5cvs wrote
Reply to How many months have 28 days? by CFCYYZ
Am bad at math......is that what this joke is supposed to be about?