They smoke qwack

My favorite reply to these: “Actually, she’s dead” (yes, this is true. And yes I do it on purpose to make people react. And I also love these jokes bc I think they’re actually funny)

This is the ANTithesis of a joke

For putin

First and foremost, there was accurate (more or less) news of the war. Newspapers in occupied Europe were either banned to conserve paper or were heavily censored by the Germans, who only allowed news of German victories to be published. Radio ownership was forbidden under the occupation, but most people wealthy enough to afford a set were able to keep one hidden, even if it was just a simple homemade crystal receiver. Besides the news there was other programming intended to lift the spirits of people under occupation, including patriotic music and jokes like this one. Radio programs included helpful instructions on how to resist against the occupiers, both passively and through direct action. The BBC also sent coded messages to communicate instructions to resistance groups.

Don't sweat it. I too remember the absolute gamechanging tech that was CDRW from the previous "one and done" CDR. Lol!

“I’ll steal your dictionary; I got away with words.” -Weezy

Ohh...!

Jesus, I'm old.

It works better if the captain asks "do you know how to write 2 in Roman numerals?" That way the response is ambiguous.

Thanks!

I’m like pensioners…wwwwhat r those?

The only factoid I know about ducks is that their favorite snack is cheese and quackers.

That's "Chuck Norris does not do push-ups. He pushes the Earth down."

Heisenberg crystal blue is my guess

Can you still join twitter with fake accounts? It'd be funny to join as a fake Trump account and congratulate Putin on his win for the next 20 days or so. Edit: apparently it's 2024 when the election is. so 385ish days. nice.

If Riker asks Lavell how to say "1", he best give the right answer. Because one aye will suffice.

As for his opponent, we are sad to announce that he has committed suicide in approximately 10 minutes from now.

From the backside, it's called a "Fruit Basket"

They pay for that with the money they stole from random people at the park ? 😂 F with Ducks and you may loose the wallet 😂

Now here I thought that the mother would wrap the blankets around to make it look like a dress.

Lol my name is C-3PO, human cyborg relations ... I am fluent in over six million forms of communication.

Sounds more like owie peepee.

One two!

RIP Freddie.