Recent comments in /f/Jokes
OptimusPrimel984 t1_jaay61n wrote
Reply to I had to start hiding cereal in my clothes so that my siblings couldn’t eat all of it. by Harmful_Sadness
They'll never Chex your clothes.
leobartha t1_jaay4bf wrote
Reply to Why don't ants get sick? by newyorkcitydude
^(what is this, a joke for ants?)
UraeusCurse t1_jaaxvgq wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
METH
Jaximus-Prime50 t1_jaaxrbg wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Quack
adamzoom45 t1_jaaxl77 wrote
Reply to Why don't ants get sick? by newyorkcitydude
This genuinely brought a smile to my face I love it
justhereforthesixty9 t1_jaaxaby wrote
US election is next year. O’Biden has already “won” that one too. 😂
GuaranteeHeavy3161 t1_jaax83r wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
Your mother's health condition is very serious
Waitsfornoone t1_jaax7l9 wrote
Reply to comment by djtrey420 in What do you call the cops in Nepal? by djtrey420
The reference was to the first commentator.
TimeOk8571 t1_jaax1fd wrote
Reply to A married couple are driving home from a party one night, and they run over a badger.. by Response-Cheap
But he’ll fight with the beaver.
gin_and_toxic t1_jaawzgh wrote
Reply to What do you call the cops in Nepal? by djtrey420
Everyone in Nepal is police
IMSEXYANDIKNOWIT69 t1_jaawxwd wrote
Reply to My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
Good Thing She died
twohedwlf t1_jaawxcs wrote
Reply to Why don't ants get sick? by newyorkcitydude
Well, this joke was an anty-climax.
Hauntedcorncrib43 t1_jaaws62 wrote
Reply to Why don't ants get sick? by newyorkcitydude
They also take antibiotics
[deleted] t1_jaawrpj wrote
Reply to My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
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SuitingGhost t1_jaawgtg wrote
Reply to What's a simple method for calculating the number of bees in a beehive? by TargetOfPerpetuity
I'd ask the queen directly
ckirby7 t1_jaawghv wrote
Reply to Why don't ants get sick? by newyorkcitydude
Anty-bodies
jimmybond195168 t1_jaawex5 wrote
Reply to What's a simple method for calculating the number of bees in a beehive? by TargetOfPerpetuity
My Dad had over 400 hives of bees. I can't overstate the number of times he told me to guess half and multiply by two.
mysterjw t1_jaawdrv wrote
Reply to What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
I can't find the word for it.
Void_vix t1_jaaw4xt wrote
Reply to comment by leothefox314 in A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door... by Gaphumbala
Saying that Howard, the farmer’s son, costs an unknown amount to be a stud like the bull and pig. It is a stud farm
StevenMcFlyJr t1_jaave0p wrote
Reply to comment by Zeric79 in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
Skulls, bones, the usual
StevenMcFlyJr t1_jaav266 wrote
Reply to My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
Oof
They_conspire_ t1_jaaujvf wrote
Reply to Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met. by SionGest
The real joke is that they get pensions and we never will
Response-Cheap OP t1_jaaui45 wrote
Reply to comment by bizguyforfun in A married couple are driving home from a party one night, and they run over a badger.. by Response-Cheap
You're very welcome! :)
TargetOfPerpetuity OP t1_jaay8f6 wrote
Reply to comment by jimmybond195168 in What's a simple method for calculating the number of bees in a beehive? by TargetOfPerpetuity
How do I know that your mom was a hottie?