Recent comments in /f/Jokes
bizguyforfun t1_jaauerq wrote
Reply to A married couple are driving home from a party one night, and they run over a badger.. by Response-Cheap
Thank you...I needed that laugh!
StatusBuddy8490 t1_jaaue2l wrote
Reply to comment by Bruhdale-dingle in The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin. by Anaklysmos12345
The joke refers to the Roman Numeral two, II.
leothefox314 t1_jaaub7k wrote
I don’t get it. /gen
StatusBuddy8490 t1_jaau9fv wrote
Took me a minute, but that's funny.
ChazManianDevilPA t1_jaau4sd wrote
Reply to "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
Surely you jest? No, and stop calling me Shirley!
GoobyDuu t1_jaau4n0 wrote
Reply to comment by AE_WILLIAMS in The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin. by Anaklysmos12345
Nautical, not magical. Sorry to ruin your childhood
AfganPearlDiver t1_jaau01q wrote
Right on the chin
djtrey420 OP t1_jaatzpg wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in What do you call the cops in Nepal? by djtrey420
Who is bot..? I am a robot beep boop
gin_and_toxic t1_jaatz4f wrote
Reply to What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
How do you reverse search a word in the dictionary?
cuevobat t1_jaatvj0 wrote
Reply to comment by SillyFlyGuy in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
Maybe St. Patrick can drive the snake out of Russia?
ChazManianDevilPA t1_jaatug4 wrote
Reply to "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
This post should be censored
DimebagWylde333 t1_jaatu8g wrote
Reply to comment by BloodiedBlues in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Sounds better than cocaine bear
gin_and_toxic t1_jaatr21 wrote
Reply to My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
/r/HolUp
Ookachucka t1_jaatmq7 wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Before I look, Im just gonna guess.
Quack cocaine.
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knew it. still a good joke
StevenMcFlyJr t1_jaatjj3 wrote
CertainlyCTRL t1_jaat5x2 wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
i thought it was gonna be duckweed 😭
QueenRatigan t1_jaat2q8 wrote
Reply to Why was 7 afraid of π? by SixGunJohnny
What do you call 3.14159 scoops of ice cream?
Pi ala mode
Yonfire t1_jaat23i wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Quacky Tabaci
OptimalInefficiency t1_jaaspxp wrote
Reply to comment by IdentittyTheftNoJoke in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Meth Amfeathermine
Ok_Yam_8047 t1_jaasnmq wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
They smoke that Skooma. The yellow skittles
LoyeDamnCrowe t1_jaas8bs wrote
Reply to "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
Like that one chick Cere Bellum.
Luke_low t1_jaas3a8 wrote
Is the joke, that Lawyers don't "go to heaven?"
Waitsfornoone t1_jaas1r7 wrote
Reply to comment by djtrey420 in What do you call the cops in Nepal? by djtrey420
It's just a bot, but ... Hey! Happy Cake Day.
StatusBuddy8490 t1_jaauh8h wrote
Reply to comment by JustGotThisAccount in The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin. by Anaklysmos12345
II, the Roman Numeral for 2.