Recent comments in /f/Jokes
RedAss2005 t1_jaarob0 wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
Your mom is so fat she is at an increased risk for diabetes and cardiovascular disease.
Your mom is so fat when she enters a pool she displaces more water than most people.
Waitsfornoone t1_jaarnuo wrote
Reply to Why was 7 afraid of π? by SixGunJohnny
Will this 7 ate 9 tree ever wither and die?
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Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
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iyasareru t1_jaar370 wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
A duck goes to a love motel in Tokyo. A little while in, he orders room service, some more booze and some toys. Later he phones up the front desk requesting a dozen condoms. The lady behind the front desk obliges and say she’ll put in on his bill. The duck screams “ better not… l’m suffocate!!!!”
Zealousideal-Rice568 t1_jaar0v5 wrote
If you think that’s bad just look at the us
Hickory137 t1_jaaqq8v wrote
Reply to comment by Yautja93 in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
And then Brandon told her, "Hold my beer."
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Reply to what is Heavier Than a Tuna Fish? by sxg_arceuskarp
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Waitsfornoone t1_jaaqfnc wrote
One can heat up and enhance the charm, while the other just loses it.
Vast_Cricket t1_jaaqazz wrote
Reply to My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
sweet dreams
Candan55 t1_jaaq60x wrote
Reply to "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
The circular centipede in the city near the circus played the cymbal until he sold his celery for many cents
Jkschnoo t1_jaaq50u wrote
JeanetteStrong t1_jaaq4jd wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
Yo mama so fat she put mayonnaise on her lipitor.
djtrey420 OP t1_jaapw67 wrote
Reply to comment by kirillget in What do you call the cops in Nepal? by djtrey420
Thank you
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Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
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Rashaen t1_jaapikp wrote
Reply to comment by ztreHdrahciR in They say kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray. by -WontLoversRevoltNow
Yeah we do wink wink
Lazaruzo t1_jaapani wrote
Reply to comment by pie-en-argent in My wife found a cute baby skunk on our holiday by palebluedotcitizen
How did he type this with one hand, you mean? 😏
Luke_low t1_jaap53i wrote
Reply to comment by Truuuuuumpet in The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin. by Anaklysmos12345
Succeed? Suck-seed.
peb396 t1_jaap3z9 wrote
Reply to comment by Riskycrossbow69 in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
The real joke is in the comments again.
anon-mally t1_jaap3sz wrote
Reply to comment by Gilgamesh72 in "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
Cesspool of cereal
Luke_low t1_jaap370 wrote
Reply to comment by Bruhdale-dingle in The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin. by Anaklysmos12345
Semen.
czndra67 t1_jaap06a wrote
Reply to "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
cesarean. celestial. celebrity.
TaprACk-B t1_jaaoiqm wrote
Reply to What do you call a cool rabbit? by [deleted]
Dad joke for the win 🤣🤣
Risperdali t1_jaaohdi wrote
Reply to comment by seriousbangs in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
It's true. I cannot lie. And all you other brothers can't deny.
[deleted] t1_jaarr4w wrote
Reply to Where do dads store all of their jokes? by IOwnTheShortBus
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