TheFrontierzman t1_jaaogc2 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:43 AM

Reply to comment by RonsWholesomeAccount in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48

That was a great album.

I remember thinking the "Yoda" song was so witty and funny.

Response-Cheap OP t1_jaaob53 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:42 AM

Reply to comment by pat700 in A married couple are driving home from a party one night, and they run over a badger.. by Response-Cheap

Lol, yeah the one where Beaver Cleaver's mom's pussy is rank and it offends a gimped out badger.

[deleted] t1_jaanywr wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:40 AM

Reply to What’s the difference between snow and a girl? by ctnfpiognm

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Adventurous_Union_85 t1_jaanvoz wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:39 AM

Reply to My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2

More like r/TwoSentenceHorror

Optimal-Fault3199 t1_jaanp9e wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:38 AM

Reply to "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa

Car?

pat700 t1_jaanm9u wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:37 AM

Reply to A married couple are driving home from a party one night, and they run over a badger.. by Response-Cheap

This sounds just like that episode of Leave it to Beaver

Ketsuo t1_jaaniep wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:36 AM

Reply to comment by bonedaddyd in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48

The Far Side and Calvin and Hobbes were the goat.

kirillget t1_jaanh1v wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:36 AM

Reply to What do you call the cops in Nepal? by djtrey420

If this hits the front page, there is no God.

pie-en-argent t1_jaan6k8 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:34 AM

Reply to My wife found a cute baby skunk on our holiday by palebluedotcitizen

And how did you type this from the morgue?

crudelyedit226 t1_jaamq3d wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:30 AM

Reply to What do you call the cops in Nepal? by djtrey420

What about Agnosticism?

I do not know.

[deleted] t1_jaame1x wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:28 AM

Reply to How does a rock pee? by PhysicalScholar4238

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boitrubl t1_jaamc2t wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:28 AM

Reply to comment by PSUAth in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology

Spaghetti and Chicken Parm for dinner it is!

blackmachine7 t1_jaam8iz wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:27 AM

Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019

Yo momma so fat, when I pictured her on my mind, I broke my neck

LeapIntoInaction t1_jaam2ta wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:26 AM

Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019

Yo mama's so fat, I can't believe she's not butter.

TechnoRat63 t1_jaalurz wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:24 AM

Reply to comment by MyChildIsEvil in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48

Username checks out.

Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_jaalsmx wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:24 AM

Reply to Why was 7 afraid of π? by SixGunJohnny

How did π feel when he found out 7 was afraid?

Peachy

DoubleJuggle t1_jaalpbv wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:23 AM

Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48

I thought they were into downers?

[deleted] t1_jaal9zs wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:20 AM

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[deleted] t1_jaal3f6 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:18 AM

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physco219 t1_jaakt13 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:16 AM

Reply to comment by Hopefully_moreUnique in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48

That is going to give me nightmares. Thanks, just what I needed. :D

Matthewmacd123 t1_jaaks42 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:16 AM

Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48

Don't forget quaaloons

[deleted] t1_jaakmut wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:15 AM

Reply to comment by PixelBits89 in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology

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physco219 t1_jaaklax wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:15 AM

Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48

Oh, I figured whatever it was they just called it "Duck Sauce" or something.

Warboss_Squee t1_jaakaoq wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:13 AM

Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48

Quackluudes.

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