Recent comments in /f/Jokes

cheese_is_tasty69 t1_jaak6yd wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:12 AM

Reply to Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont

He’s just Putin us all into misery

[deleted] t1_jaajmkv wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:08 AM

Reply to I couldn’t figure out why the ball kept getting bigger? by That_Ad_378

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astroFOUND t1_jaajkj4 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:07 AM

Reply to My wife found a cute baby skunk on our holiday by palebluedotcitizen

Lmfao

[deleted] t1_jaajkiv wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:07 AM

Reply to I tried to hit on an IT woman by gilfromisrael

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Joshau-k t1_jaajha2 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:07 AM

Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019

Yo mama so fat.

But she's trying to change that. She inspires me

NarrowProfession2900 t1_jaajgm7 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:07 AM

Reply to comment by the_almighty_walrus in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48

And he said to the man, runnin’ the stand…

[deleted] OP t1_jaajg3r wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:07 AM

Reply to What do you call a cool rabbit? by [deleted]

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Bentup85 t1_jaaj3wl wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:04 AM

Reply to comment by Fodder01 in Why was 7 afraid of π? by SixGunJohnny

They found seven everywhere

trucorsair t1_jaaizsq wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:03 AM

Reply to comment by Monkeyarm0913 in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont

A thirty three day old account with double digit negative karma lecturing me about being “one of those kind of people”….well yes I am happily different from YOU.

GroundbreakingRisk93 t1_jaaiz8x wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:03 AM

Reply to comment by b0atsnho3s in Statistically there are by crispilly

Mmm good

Fodder01 t1_jaaipxp wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:01 AM

Reply to Why was 7 afraid of π? by SixGunJohnny

How did 4 prove 7 8 9, fourandsix

The_Friendly_Simp t1_jaaimpx wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:00 AM

Reply to Why was 7 afraid of π? by SixGunJohnny

Why did 7.1 love 0.9 so much? Because the latter made the former whole.

ChilliPeppah1 t1_jaai5j0 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 12:57 AM

Reply to A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door... by Gaphumbala

My friend says $300 and all the bananas he can eat

Yautja93 t1_jaai5fu wrote on February 28, 2023 at 12:57 AM

Reply to comment by ParkingImportance487 in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont

Well he tried to murder Bolsonaro but failed, first time ever xd

Dilma was driving the country to a hell hole and affected some wealthy people that managed to buy the politicians in the power at the time to Impeach her, basically, imagine everything that was gained in 12 years, destroyed in 4 years because of her bad management

[deleted] t1_jaai4ro wrote on February 28, 2023 at 12:57 AM

Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019

Yo momma so fat that TON 618 got absorbed by her.

Monkeyarm0913 t1_jaai0uo wrote on February 28, 2023 at 12:56 AM

Reply to comment by trucorsair in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont

Could have just left it a joke but you’re one of ‘those’ people, sadly

ribena848 t1_jaahu05 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 12:54 AM

Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48

quaakludes

ledeboer77 t1_jaahmp4 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 12:53 AM

Reply to "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa

Cinema

ChilliPeppah1 t1_jaahkpo wrote on February 28, 2023 at 12:53 AM

Reply to My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2

Probably made for an interesting cameltoe

ScionoftheDagda t1_jaah9yf wrote on February 28, 2023 at 12:50 AM

Reply to "Don't criticise what you can't understand." - Bob Dylan by incredibleinkpen

Putting that quote on reddit is the real joke.

manualshifting t1_jaah4kj wrote on February 28, 2023 at 12:49 AM

Reply to comment by rejectednocomments in "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa

You're shaking my confidence daily.

Oh Cecilia, I'm down on my knees. I'm begging you please to come home.

phadrus56 t1_jaah1w3 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 12:49 AM

Reply to comment by 4Plus20MakesHappy in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont

Fing joke. Bite me.

Blueberry_Clouds t1_jaagwzy wrote on February 28, 2023 at 12:48 AM

Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48

I was thinking Crack-ers

[deleted] t1_jaagv3y wrote on February 28, 2023 at 12:47 AM

Reply to I’m opening a Tom Petty themed Japanese Restaurant by mattisfunny

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MoronTheBall t1_jaagtcn wrote on February 28, 2023 at 12:47 AM

Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48

Maybe this explains why Donald Duck never wore pants