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Neverthelessmore t1_jaagpd0 wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Quailludes
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JackORedditQ t1_jaafe3g wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
quakcaine
GeniusMike t1_jaaf87j wrote
Reply to "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
There are so many more than that. Thus I prefer the sugar/sure version of this joke
TheHunnyRunner t1_jaaf31z wrote
Reply to comment by danknugless in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
forehead vein intensifies
DutchOfBurdock t1_jaaep5z wrote
Reply to comment by Royal_Cricket2808 in What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
A Cleptospellosaurus?
Royal_Cricket2808 t1_jaaejah wrote
Reply to What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
What do you call a dinosaur that steals dictionaries?
DutchOfBurdock t1_jaaej15 wrote
Reply to comment by ThomazRaul in What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
I would prefer to be called Kentucky fried rice rather than "it" 😂
DutchOfBurdock t1_jaaef7d wrote
Reply to What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
We'll just have to call them a dictionary theif.
jackneefus t1_jaadxlf wrote
IWannaHookUpButIWont t1_jaadsnl wrote
Reply to comment by TripleSeven1337 in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Cripkey? Is that you?
bonedaddyd t1_jaadp48 wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Far side has your back: https://imgur.com/a/2fJIXEI
HawtSinnamon OP t1_jaadnqi wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
That’s damn good.
GrumpyCatStevens t1_jaadm09 wrote
"Those who cast the vote decide nothing. Those who count the vote decide everything."
- Josef Stalin
BulletBlunderer t1_jaad4k8 wrote
Reply to "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
Celebrating with rice and cereal
Celifera t1_jaacufz wrote
Reply to "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
Seems like you made this up, could you list your citations?
WorldlyCupcake5345 t1_jaacth1 wrote
To avoid any semblance of wrongdoing, it's 'only' going to be 99.9%!!
Snorkelbender t1_jaacrq4 wrote
Reply to comment by the_almighty_walrus in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Hey got any oxy?
always-paranoid t1_jaacn5t wrote
Reply to comment by leonscum in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
Don’t you dare let Chuck here you compare Him to a fat woman…
ImpiousVamp t1_jaacbpp wrote
This isn't really a joke is it? Try r/facts.
TargetOfPerpetuity OP t1_jaac7d6 wrote
Reply to comment by THEdeadboltblues in What's a simple method for calculating the number of bees in a beehive? by TargetOfPerpetuity
The beecennial census?
Cindexxx t1_jaac3o2 wrote
Damn, actually got a little chuckle out of me.
Coinsworthy t1_jaabyvp wrote
Whatever it means, don't criticise it.
Regular_Bonus_6385 t1_jaabstl wrote
Reply to What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
A word robber!
[deleted] t1_jaagscj wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
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