Recent comments in /f/Jokes
No-Ad9854 t1_jaab7d6 wrote
Reply to comment by azorianmilk in My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
HEH "SHE KNOWS THE TUCK"
No_Warning2173 t1_jaab5uv wrote
Reply to comment by SofEdM in A Muslim martyrs himself and upon death he arrives in Paradise to find his 72 virgins. by nwa747
Not the priests?
trucorsair t1_jaaaz5g wrote
Reply to comment by coloa in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
He’ll rule from the lower depths as well
trucorsair t1_jaaateg wrote
Reply to comment by thetomahawk42 in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
Ah a person of hope I see
OrageBufera t1_jaaapyw wrote
DeusSpaghetti t1_jaaaha5 wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Qualudes?
No-Ad9854 t1_jaaagr5 wrote
Reply to comment by DWright_5 in My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
"Buffalo bill" was the name the press/feds called Hanibal lecter(Anthony Hopkins) in that movie "silence of the lambs" before they know his real name..that clear it up for ya..Any🤔🤷♂️🤨HMM..!!??
Western-Image7125 t1_jaaafh5 wrote
What election? You mean they have elections over there?
[deleted] t1_jaaa174 wrote
Reply to comment by MyChildIsEvil in My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
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3dblack t1_jaaa0ir wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Quailudes?
[deleted] t1_jaaa0d1 wrote
Reply to What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
A lexi-con artist
Wicked_Burrito t1_jaa91f7 wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
Your Momma so fat, Her blood type is Rago. Your Momma so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food. Your Momma so fat, her belt size is equator.
RedFive1976 t1_jaa8r9w wrote
Reply to comment by finger_licking_robot in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
And the sidewalk has all sorts of new holes.
littlepsycho666 t1_jaa8hae wrote
Reply to "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
Are you certain if that?
ParkingImportance487 t1_jaa8h3l wrote
Reply to comment by Yautja93 in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
Didn’t work for Dilma or Bolsonaro but not without trying
DutchOfBurdock t1_jaa8dyq wrote
Reply to comment by Distant-moose in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
With Novichok in your briefs
YVRJon t1_jaa89zt wrote
Reply to comment by notaliberal2021 in Statistically there are by crispilly
Yes, and because the area of Vatican City is slightly under half a square km, the single Pope gives a Papal density of a little over 2 per square km.
smilingasIsay t1_jaa88sj wrote
Reply to comment by onairmastering in An actual joke that was told by Jews during World War II by hraeswelg
Ah, not the version I heard. The way I've heard it the guy asks god if he cant tell him a joke and god says, "sure" and then he tells a holocaust joke and god, somewhat miffed goes, "I don't think that's very funny." To which the guy replies, "Oh, I guess you had to be there."
notaliberal2021 t1_jaa838g wrote
Reply to comment by YVRJon in Statistically there are by crispilly
The joke was in the present tense.
notaliberal2021 t1_jaa7z6v wrote
Reply to Statistically there are by crispilly
Yes, but we are talking about now, not before.
TheHappyKamper t1_jaa7ycg wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Quackludes
peetstaa t1_jaa7v0q wrote
Cool! Trudeau uses the same vote counting technology :)
Distant-moose t1_jaa7p22 wrote
Reply to comment by DutchOfBurdock in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
Onto some bullets.
leonscum t1_jaa7k7s wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
she was so hungry When she ate the black hole she ate the donut too.
trucorsair t1_jaab7ft wrote
Reply to comment by SillyFlyGuy in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
Why not drinking helps in Russia