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_Silly_Wizard_ t1_jaa7ga7 wrote
Reply to comment by ztreHdrahciR in They say kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray. by -WontLoversRevoltNow
Hey, lay off. We're a dying breed.
leonscum t1_jaa77vm wrote
Reply to comment by Creative-Series-873 in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
she so fat when she goes to the movies, she's in it.
leonscum t1_jaa73l1 wrote
Reply to comment by android47 in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
I saw this same reply in a Chuck Norris thread a couple of days ago. :)
DutchOfBurdock t1_jaa71f3 wrote
Reply to comment by DylansDad in The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin. by Anaklysmos12345
Latin is a language, Romans were the people that spoke it 😁
Wild_Albatross7534 t1_jaa6z7s wrote
After all, all of his competitors fell out of windows.
rilian4 t1_jaa6o3s wrote
Reply to What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
>What do you call a dictionary thief?
I don't know. I'm struggling to find a word for that...
ThomazRaul t1_jaa6nrk wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
Is your friend ok with it?
afartinspace t1_jaa6mxb wrote
DutchOfBurdock t1_jaa6eeh wrote
Reply to comment by svn380 in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
From an almost purely horizontal position
Different-Tie-1085 t1_jaa6csz wrote
Legba012 t1_jaa6crl wrote
“The results are in, and by a window-I mean, an LANDslide margin….”
Different-Tie-1085 t1_jaa6byx wrote
DutchOfBurdock t1_jaa68m6 wrote
Reply to comment by JACKVK07 in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
That was so bad, you Moscow right now!
leonscum t1_jaa65g4 wrote
Reply to comment by Riskycrossbow69 in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
you got me.
SayeretJoe t1_jaa5y4p wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Kuack?
Chiefcoldbeer1006 t1_jaa5vh2 wrote
Reply to What's a simple method for calculating the number of bees in a beehive? by TargetOfPerpetuity
Have them sound off!
RibaldPancake t1_jaa5trt wrote
Dang it. Now my nearly perfect life feels even better…
GTAdriver01 t1_jaa5rwa wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
What do ducks eat with their soup?
Quackers
intheyard305 t1_jaa5qcq wrote
Reply to What do you call a blind fascist? by toothyninja13
A visionary
The_Raptor_Moose t1_jaa5ecz wrote
Reply to comment by jetlifesensei in What do you call naked men standing on each other’s shoulders? by ScrunchieEnthusiast
I'm glad you came anyways 😏
Internal_Invite_7781 t1_jaa524z wrote
Shaabloips t1_jaa51q1 wrote
Reply to "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
If I had a cent for every time somebody said this I'd be rich!
Abal125 t1_jaa50ud wrote
Reply to comment by SillyFlyGuy in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
More like St. Putin Day, to Putin, by Putin.
4Plus20MakesHappy t1_jaa4uuw wrote
Reply to comment by phadrus56 in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
Projection-accuse the other side of that which you are guilty.
DutchOfBurdock t1_jaa7ife wrote
Reply to The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin. by Anaklysmos12345
Duo.
Ensign, make sense!
Aye aye, sir!